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akiva

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Friday Sep 09, 2005

Sep 9, 2005
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So a Catholic, a Muslim, and a Jew are all playing tennis. No punch-line. I joined the UT tennis club and I traded shots with a Catholic and a Muslim.

I don't understand why people still consider me a Jew. I haven't believed in any sort of God for years, but all the people who know me still refer to me as "the Jew", I guess it's better than people calling me "the Asshole", which would be just as appropriate
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variety:
yeah, well, I'm not complaining at this point, it's still ok. I've got a couple of things lined up, just have to decide where I want to move to, or if I want to take a little pay cut and work tons more hours to stay here.
Sep 10, 2005
variety:
haha, if I knew the insurance would pay for it, I'd burn it down to the ground!
Sep 10, 2005

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