akirali

"From the director of Saw" should now replace the biohazard icon as the universal symbol for "toxic."

Seriously. Fuck him and fuck his financial backers. and fuck me for spending money to see a movie he made. I thought Kevin Bacon couldn't lead me wrong. Let me tell you, if Christopher Walken, Harvey Keitel, Sam Jackson, Al Pacino, and Sherri Moon Zombie were in this flick, it still would've sucked blackwater from a goddamn sewage pipe.

Worst. Movie. EVER!

I cannot fully articulate my rage right now, but suffice it to say that 40 minutes into the film, I loudly shouted "fuck this movie up it's fucking ass. It has lost all rights to being considered an actual movie now and exist solely as MST3K fodder"