I was thinking about how I can avoid my chronic bouts of "foot on mouth" disease. After a while the solution presented itself. It was one of those "so simple, it's hard to realize why no one thought of it sooner" situations:
Cut off my fucking feet, or sew my mouth shut.
Cut off my fucking feet, or sew my mouth shut.
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The koala bear hath spoken.
So, what is going on? I hope everything is okay...Just so you know, I'm here if you want or need to bitch/moan/vent whatever. Ah the joys of the message feature on SG