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akirali

West Philadelphia, born & raised.

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Monday Jan 09, 2006

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Sound advice for 2006:


  • Never get less than twelve hours sleep

  • Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city

  • Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.



Ok, maybe that last one can go...

In it's place I offer this piece of advice to all of my friends:

The dick/pussy may be good, but don't fuck the "Fuck-Up".

Stick to those, and everything else is cream cheese.


SPOILERS! (Click to view)

You make my karma puke!
You who refise to disarm a nuke!
And keep printing Marmaduke!







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VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
evanx:
That's funny that your mom likes The Shield, because it's my mom who turned me onto it! biggrin
Jan 11, 2006
evanx:
Dude! I used to watch The Commish WITH my mom! biggrin biggrin
Jan 11, 2006

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