akila

Our president is so lame, wouldn't it be funny if it really came to him having to resign because of his latest love child. But really, he's getting married to a fourth, or is it fifth wife, and has like 20 kids. That's so... savage and primitive for a president. And then at the same time the government has all those ads encouraging everyone to have only one sexual partner. I so need to emigrate.

As for Valentines day, screw Valentines day! I've lived through 22 of them now and so far I've gotten"
1997: A packet of chilli flavoured peanuts.
2006: A poem and a rose. (And some anti-nausea medicine)
2010: Flowers. (From my mother)

So yeah, I guess I've never been popular enough to get shit on this day. Oh welllll.