...the same way you eat a donut, i suppose.
I loveLOVEhearing little bits of conversations. I heard that today. Someone actually said it. Some lady actually opened her mouth and said ...the same way you eat a donut, i suppose. I dunno what she was talking about because i missed the question, the first part of the sentence, and the reply, but out of context...
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I loveLOVEhearing little bits of conversations. I heard that today. Someone actually said it. Some lady actually opened her mouth and said ...the same way you eat a donut, i suppose. I dunno what she was talking about because i missed the question, the first part of the sentence, and the reply, but out of context...
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i'm having dreams of Canton. Nightmares, really, about corn fields and driving and people i know but dont remember and being scared.
(shite from last weekend.)
That was the worst weekend ever. Or, the most disappointing atleast.
Friday S tells metells mewere going to a party in North Pekin at Bobs house. Bob is the guy that went to Fantasy Land with us et al...
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(shite from last weekend.)
That was the worst weekend ever. Or, the most disappointing atleast.
Friday S tells metells mewere going to a party in North Pekin at Bobs house. Bob is the guy that went to Fantasy Land with us et al...
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phoolsfire:
"i dont think the meaning of dreams are "what they're about" as much as how you feel about whatevers going on. or whatever."...
i'll tell what the fuck is going on, i have been consistanly rejected for like the last...i don't know, it feels like a dozen, people that i've hit on. desperation is the world worst parfume.
"Im tired of being disappointed. My expectations are low enough; I cant drop them anymore, yet I was consistently disappointed this weekend. How the fuck did that happen?"
I feel you buddy... me too thats all i'm saying, we should pool our collective loathing
i'll tell what the fuck is going on, i have been consistanly rejected for like the last...i don't know, it feels like a dozen, people that i've hit on. desperation is the world worst parfume.
"Im tired of being disappointed. My expectations are low enough; I cant drop them anymore, yet I was consistently disappointed this weekend. How the fuck did that happen?"
I feel you buddy... me too thats all i'm saying, we should pool our collective loathing

phoolsfire:
yeah fuck hardees.
becarful to ease you body into a constant state of debauchery, don't just throw all you drugs in together at once...you got to ease your liver into a life of pain and strife. well shit, you know this.
becarful to ease you body into a constant state of debauchery, don't just throw all you drugs in together at once...you got to ease your liver into a life of pain and strife. well shit, you know this.
I get paid for 8 hours, i'm at work for six. Out of the six, i do four hours of work. I'd feel bad if i actually gave a fuck either way.
I have to work fridays now. That's six days a week, bitches. But on friday i can go in anytime before 8am saturdayif this isnt a walk in the park i dunno what...
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I have to work fridays now. That's six days a week, bitches. But on friday i can go in anytime before 8am saturdayif this isnt a walk in the park i dunno what...
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propaganda4u:
Dude, you look good with your new hair!
I used to have long hair. I thought it was cool, but it really wasn't. I got much more action when after was cut.
I used to have long hair. I thought it was cool, but it really wasn't. I got much more action when after was cut.
phoolsfire:
oh, you know your a sexy muthafuka anyway you wear your hair!
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[Edited on Sep 30, 2005 9:31AM]
Started the new shift today.
Rule 1: Make sure no one's there before i start doin' my thangi was walking around talking when i said, Fuckum, dude. At that exact moment a lady walked out of one of the offices.
Rule 2: OK, so only one rule. Whatever.
What's really nice is by the end of the night i'm just walking around an empty building,...
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Rule 1: Make sure no one's there before i start doin' my thangi was walking around talking when i said, Fuckum, dude. At that exact moment a lady walked out of one of the offices.
Rule 2: OK, so only one rule. Whatever.
What's really nice is by the end of the night i'm just walking around an empty building,...
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phoolsfire:
fuckum, in the ass with a hammer...sideways.
best of luck to you in the working world.
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best of luck to you in the working world.

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this is the last day i have 9-midnight off. note to self: you are stupid.
3 joints left.
getting a dub tomorrow.
aj's going away on sunday. he wont be back for 15days.
yes.
Because i'm either lazy (or just dont care), i've taken an old rant and thrown it into a translator. Then i translated it back. Because i'm a dork.
こんにちは、ウィスキー、私の旧友。私達よいol 百の証拠のkill't 2...
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3 joints left.
getting a dub tomorrow.
aj's going away on sunday. he wont be back for 15days.
yes.
Because i'm either lazy (or just dont care), i've taken an old rant and thrown it into a translator. Then i translated it back. Because i'm a dork.
こんにちは、ウィスキー、私の旧友。私達よいol 百の証拠のkill't 2...
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The first time I met the devil was at a motel 6
She left hell to spend her weekends on earth just for kicks
Sexy little bitch, shorter then expected
About 5 foot 5, getting thick in the breast and thighs
Beautiful dark eyes, a strong stare
Large lips, soft hands and long hair
I said I'll make you smile for the simple fact I'm...
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She left hell to spend her weekends on earth just for kicks
Sexy little bitch, shorter then expected
About 5 foot 5, getting thick in the breast and thighs
Beautiful dark eyes, a strong stare
Large lips, soft hands and long hair
I said I'll make you smile for the simple fact I'm...
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So, was her name Katalina or Katarina?Katalina or Katarina? For the life of me i cant rememberi think it was Katarina, she looks like a Katarina.
Either way, her name is atleast a foot taller than she is.
5 foot 1, maybe.
90 pounds, maybe.
She's the kind o' girl Sammy would give his left nutt foryoung, pretty, and small enough to fit in yr...
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Either way, her name is atleast a foot taller than she is.
5 foot 1, maybe.
90 pounds, maybe.
She's the kind o' girl Sammy would give his left nutt foryoung, pretty, and small enough to fit in yr...
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rephrased:
I find girls annoying, but I'm not sure chicks are where it's at. Generally, I'm more into women. By which I mean, of course, lesbians.
I havent always been as anti-capitalism as i am. When i was younger i would sell school supplies. It was all profit, seeing as though my parents were fronting the bill. Pencils, paper, notebooks, pensi was making well enough bank to keep me in gumballs and plastic thro-aways.
In sixth grade, around the time the kids at school were finding sex interesting, i began selling...
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In sixth grade, around the time the kids at school were finding sex interesting, i began selling...
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phoolsfire:
selling an x-box is a low and deeply personal decision... i have made this decision too. i haven't been able to play x-box since....
tell your friend he has my deepest sympathy

tell your friend he has my deepest sympathy
phoolsfire:
oh i forgot to ask if you were still commin in for the fuckinkickass nil8 show on saturday!!!!
Yesterday was the worst dayEVER! It kinda fit in with everything from thursday on, tho. Thursday AJ gets picked up on Antoinette on the way to my place to drop offa bag.
$350+ to bond out.
And i'm out 50$ and a bag for the weekend.
Fuckit, i thought, i've got a couple Trance Joints from easybongs, i'll try those out.
They suck, 10$ down...
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$350+ to bond out.
And i'm out 50$ and a bag for the weekend.
Fuckit, i thought, i've got a couple Trance Joints from easybongs, i'll try those out.
They suck, 10$ down...
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slackerinchief:
Your name rocks

having been a server for years, i heard many snippets... my personal favourite (knowing no idea what the context and being titilated by it's offensiveness) was, "then you just stick it in her jap ass."
these were middle aged white men, so i can only imagine what they were talking about, and it's really not funny, but the fact that four men were having this conversation in public in the middle of day was fairly novel, at least.