And it got worse before it got better...
Spraying liquid-hell out of yr ass is the worst thingever!
And here's a question no one should ever have to ask themselves: When you're going thru the whole 'liquid-hell' thing, where do you vomit?
The waste basket? Do you really wanna clean THAT out?
The toilet? When you have no time to flush the waste already collected?...
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Spraying liquid-hell out of yr ass is the worst thingever!
And here's a question no one should ever have to ask themselves: When you're going thru the whole 'liquid-hell' thing, where do you vomit?
The waste basket? Do you really wanna clean THAT out?
The toilet? When you have no time to flush the waste already collected?...
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I think I'm coming down with something. I'm cold and nausous (nauseous? Whatever) and tired and i feel feverish. My sister just came down with something, just got over it, actually. Or so she says. I got an IM when i got on here.
I kinda find that irritating.
Either way, I'm not going to Pekin. Sammy be damned. I need to sleep. I need...
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I kinda find that irritating.
Either way, I'm not going to Pekin. Sammy be damned. I need to sleep. I need...
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phoolsfire:
i too was almost killed by a hotdog, unfourtunatly the incident endded with my mother shaking me by my ankles and potatochips all over the living room. eventually i choughed out the offending piece of hotdog and his acomplice a spongy piece of bun. it is tramatic and an incident i will never forget. 
I wrote this this morning...
I spent the morning drinking cheap wine trying to get a buzz, trying to get some sleep. I dont see how winos and housewives do it, get up on this.
It's been an hour and the bottle is all but dead and my mouth is still dry.
...
Not even ten minutes after writing that, up came the crampy-cramps. The...
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I spent the morning drinking cheap wine trying to get a buzz, trying to get some sleep. I dont see how winos and housewives do it, get up on this.
It's been an hour and the bottle is all but dead and my mouth is still dry.
...
Not even ten minutes after writing that, up came the crampy-cramps. The...
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phoolsfire:
i would thank your for the global woarming.....but its fucking cold.
a conduit of shit is..... shit goes in , shit comes out, this is our purpose in life.
all i got from on the road is that god is poo bear. and don't get involved with migrant workers.
sounds like you had a night out with hunter s thomaon......
gay bashers and closet homos in the same room, all that hostility would've pused me over the edge, adn it would've been some crazy hater rap like ice-t or whatevea, not peacful enough for bob dylan, unless it was all crazy and angry and sad, if that makes sense.
eat a banana when or before you drink, see if that helps, when i know i'm gonna drink alot i keep a bunch stocked, it helps me from getting the shakes the next day.
a conduit of shit is..... shit goes in , shit comes out, this is our purpose in life.
all i got from on the road is that god is poo bear. and don't get involved with migrant workers.
sounds like you had a night out with hunter s thomaon......
gay bashers and closet homos in the same room, all that hostility would've pused me over the edge, adn it would've been some crazy hater rap like ice-t or whatevea, not peacful enough for bob dylan, unless it was all crazy and angry and sad, if that makes sense.
eat a banana when or before you drink, see if that helps, when i know i'm gonna drink alot i keep a bunch stocked, it helps me from getting the shakes the next day.
judas:
i had a very realistic dream as i napped yesterday (which always happens when i nap, i think i'm awake). i was all horny so i ran to my bedroom to grab a dildo, which i intended to insert... uh... well, in my pooper. then i laid on my stomach on the floor and poured lubrication material into a bowl. i was laying in front of my door, so i could see my neighbors at the end of the hall. the floor in front of their door was lined with dvds, mostly action blockbusters, and a couple sesame street.
i didn't get to any good parts, cuz that's when i actually woke up for real. and then i rubbed one out, for real.
god, i love that phrase.
i didn't get to any good parts, cuz that's when i actually woke up for real. and then i rubbed one out, for real.
god, i love that phrase.
4am...bleh. 3:51, actually. bleh either way. Got to sleep 'round 10pm. I shouldnt do that. Cause i always tend to get up early...er...earlier than i like.
Anyone hear the Cradle Of Filth Christmas Album?
it fucking roooooocks...
I wish i was more important to more people.
Really.
Cause right now, i'm just fucking floating.
If you know what i mean...
"I saw the best minds...
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Anyone hear the Cradle Of Filth Christmas Album?
it fucking roooooocks...
I wish i was more important to more people.
Really.
Cause right now, i'm just fucking floating.
If you know what i mean...
"I saw the best minds...
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b57913:
My suggestion is to burn an effigy of Santa in the street.
vegas:
thanx for the comment on my set dude-thats a very dude profile pic if you don't mind me saying..
i'm so bored of this right now. And i'm not even talking about Christmas. And my eye hurts.
Anytime i forget why i dislike Christmas so much, all i have to do is watch some Christmas movies. What craptastic sentimental bullshit.
Thank God for A Christmas Story.
And Die Hard. Dunno if they're gonna show Die Hard this year, but nothing gets me in the...
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Anytime i forget why i dislike Christmas so much, all i have to do is watch some Christmas movies. What craptastic sentimental bullshit.
Thank God for A Christmas Story.
And Die Hard. Dunno if they're gonna show Die Hard this year, but nothing gets me in the...
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Watched Collateral last night. My god...great movie. Great movie, and yet another reason i wanna shoot on digital video.
2 more days. 2 more fucking days, then it's over my Christian friends. Another year before you can exploit your lord and savior's birthday. He wasnt even born in December, you fucking nimrods...it was like March or something. They changed it to correspond with the Pagan...
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2 more days. 2 more fucking days, then it's over my Christian friends. Another year before you can exploit your lord and savior's birthday. He wasnt even born in December, you fucking nimrods...it was like March or something. They changed it to correspond with the Pagan...
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General weirdness: Take a nail with a flat head and largish diameter (6-9 inch nail should have a big, flat head...ahem), and heat it till the surface is black. I mean, fucking, charcoal black. You might have to stick the nail IN the fire, so watch the hands, kids. When its nice and chalky-black, take a bit of spit (or a drop of water if...
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phoolsfire:
i was rather disapointed with collateral, it left me unsatisfied.... like hours of forplay with no pay off
black venus...i went to a bar once called venus's penises. ahh the good ol days. have a good holiday.
black venus...i went to a bar once called venus's penises. ahh the good ol days. have a good holiday.
There's only, like, 12 days before the changing of my age and i think i can make it. I shall turn 23 with my new found virginity! By then, it'll be 41 days of pure abstinent bliss. Heh.
Apparently, i only have two more years of being bizarre. What a glorious 2 years this will be.
And now, The Planet Les Universal Truth 22h:
Any...
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Apparently, i only have two more years of being bizarre. What a glorious 2 years this will be.
And now, The Planet Les Universal Truth 22h:
Any...
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I'd like to say something profound, i really would. And not thru my teeth, either. The only think that i can think of is, Morals, loose, in between my fingers. and that doesnt even make sense. There should be a context, i think. Maybe it's just out of context. So now i have to say something profound AND make up a context for which it...
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b57913:
haha that was profoundly funny
I got up early today for a reason that never happened. And i couldnt really sleep well last night because i was anxious about today. It sounds odd, and if you knew why i had to get up, it would be odder... i dont think that's a word, odder. It could be, i might be wrong.
It just sounds odd. Odder. Kinda like otter.
Or...
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It just sounds odd. Odder. Kinda like otter.
Or...
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phoolsfire:
i'll be twenty five this year.....all i can think of is that singles line...
"time is running out to do somthing really bazar, somewhere around twenty-five, bazar becomes...immature"
so this is it, one more month of bazar then its all over,
23... that was the year i moved bake here and started over, i feel like i've been in this arrested state ever since i got here... maybe not arrested, maybe i'm actually regressing...
i went and saw neverland, i wanted to see it cause its got brilliant actors, Depp and Winslet, both are pretty brilliant, and i think there both hot, how could you not resist.
i read a bunch of reviews and they all hailed neverland as the next big thing, i have to say it was moving with out being pretentious, thoughful and smart without being stuffy. its was beautiful.
i used to freak out about phones too, but now i guess i'm used to it.
i'll be hittin up the ol p-town again tomarrow.
"time is running out to do somthing really bazar, somewhere around twenty-five, bazar becomes...immature"
so this is it, one more month of bazar then its all over,
23... that was the year i moved bake here and started over, i feel like i've been in this arrested state ever since i got here... maybe not arrested, maybe i'm actually regressing...
i went and saw neverland, i wanted to see it cause its got brilliant actors, Depp and Winslet, both are pretty brilliant, and i think there both hot, how could you not resist.
i read a bunch of reviews and they all hailed neverland as the next big thing, i have to say it was moving with out being pretentious, thoughful and smart without being stuffy. its was beautiful.
i used to freak out about phones too, but now i guess i'm used to it.
i'll be hittin up the ol p-town again tomarrow.
When you feel that release of that trembling butt grease, diarrhea diarrhea,
When you feel you a stutter, and you feel that butt butter, it's diarrhea diarrhea..
When your sliding into first and you feel a sudden burst,diarrhea , diarrhea...
Doom, Doom Doom...
Thanks so much for the nice comments that you left on my set. I really appreciate it.