Ok, so last night in the shower I sprayed warm water up my nose. I did so because someone with knowledge of ethnomedicinal cures said it would help with my congestion problem.
First off, I dont have a womans shower.
By this, I mean that theres no detachable shower head.
No massager.
My shower head is affixed to the wall.
To get the water to...
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First off, I dont have a womans shower.
By this, I mean that theres no detachable shower head.
No massager.
My shower head is affixed to the wall.
To get the water to...
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phoolsfire:
i guess i could have given you better instruction than just sticking the shower head up your nose, but i'm glad your better. 
judas:
dude. that was not a funny story. poor nerm. 
Sometimes you ask the wrong question, and sometimes you get the wrong answer.
Like with the Jury Summons questionnaire that i had to fill out today.
Question: Has anyone in your family ever been convicted of a crime other than a traffic ticket.
Oops.
Bad question.
A bad question that i had to mark YES on...
If so, please explain in detail.
...shit...
ok.
My...
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Like with the Jury Summons questionnaire that i had to fill out today.
Question: Has anyone in your family ever been convicted of a crime other than a traffic ticket.
Oops.
Bad question.
A bad question that i had to mark YES on...
If so, please explain in detail.
...shit...
ok.
My...
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New wordintrinsic.
Has a wonderful ring to it, right?
Now, to work it naturally into a conversation five times.
And pronounce it correctly. Let's not relive the Inn-osh-ous as Innocuous debacle from 7 years past.
Because if i had a gun at the point i realized i had been pronouncing it incorrectly, i'd have shot myself.
Because in MY world, people get laid for perfeck...
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Has a wonderful ring to it, right?
Now, to work it naturally into a conversation five times.
And pronounce it correctly. Let's not relive the Inn-osh-ous as Innocuous debacle from 7 years past.
Because if i had a gun at the point i realized i had been pronouncing it incorrectly, i'd have shot myself.
Because in MY world, people get laid for perfeck...
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phoolsfire:
have you tried a neti pot for your sinuses, i don't have a pot, but i stand in the shower and turn the hose up my nose, its gross and it helps... so thats cool
...have you seen the movie sidways yet? theres a good part about the guy who does voiceovers for drug commercials. very funny...
ummmm reassurance... don't worry it will all be over soon. these things are intrinsicly ingrained in our genetic make-up
...have you seen the movie sidways yet? theres a good part about the guy who does voiceovers for drug commercials. very funny...
ummmm reassurance... don't worry it will all be over soon. these things are intrinsicly ingrained in our genetic make-up
lemme first say that Eilidh's set is super-duper nice and you all should check it out...if you already havent...
ok...i've got me another cold. This is the third virus of the season. The first one was the head thing way back when, the second thing was the stomach thing from about three weeks ago, and now this. It's...well, me throat be hurtin, yo.
It hurts,...
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ok...i've got me another cold. This is the third virus of the season. The first one was the head thing way back when, the second thing was the stomach thing from about three weeks ago, and now this. It's...well, me throat be hurtin, yo.
It hurts,...
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cipher:
Holy fuck, there are other "Sports Night" fans. And here I thought I was the only one.
Um...thanks for reading my journal?
Um...thanks for reading my journal?
judas:
i have been sick for the last three months pretty constantly. blows monkey chunks, yo.
hey, thanks for the aniston/pitt news. always thought the same of brad, that he could do better, and well, less plain. all i have ever been able to say of ms. aniston is, "she seems like a nice girl". and frankly, that's no compliment.
hey, thanks for the aniston/pitt news. always thought the same of brad, that he could do better, and well, less plain. all i have ever been able to say of ms. aniston is, "she seems like a nice girl". and frankly, that's no compliment.
Well, that was a strikingly solid weekendaccording to my notes, Im supposed to talk about my notes, cleaning the autopsy room, the snow, ice sickles, jury summons, movies, and zippered pockets. It also says that Im supposed to end with a Taxi Driver quote.
Ok. One subject down
So I had to clean the slab room on Thursday. Lemme say this, nothing gets you prepped...
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Ok. One subject down
So I had to clean the slab room on Thursday. Lemme say this, nothing gets you prepped...
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phoolsfire:
... arn't all ponies small?
i thought garden state was..contrived and trite.. and lacking any substance whatsoever...but thats just my opinion
koudos for the snowballs...i can't get down like that, mostly because about 80% of the time i only wear my flipflops and my toesies get cold,
i've always had a strong interest in the anatomy of things, not just physical, but really the structure of all things, you guys got any teeth on file over there, i'm fascinated by them, they're bone, only the functionality of them requires them to be exposed un like all other bones inthe body...? interesting, st least to me.
have fun at work.
i thought garden state was..contrived and trite.. and lacking any substance whatsoever...but thats just my opinion
koudos for the snowballs...i can't get down like that, mostly because about 80% of the time i only wear my flipflops and my toesies get cold,
i've always had a strong interest in the anatomy of things, not just physical, but really the structure of all things, you guys got any teeth on file over there, i'm fascinated by them, they're bone, only the functionality of them requires them to be exposed un like all other bones inthe body...? interesting, st least to me.
have fun at work.
Laura P's son-in-law is a producer for ESPN. This might be a connection i can...well, exploit, frankly. There's about a 20% chance that he'd be interested in producing an indie film. There's a possibility that he's somewhat bored in what he does and maybe wants to see what else is out there or whatever. He might be interested in making some bank off of this....
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rephrased:
Hmm...
March is no good for me. I'll be a hermit from March to September.
How about a revolution in the fall? October is a nice, traditional month for revolutions.
March is no good for me. I'll be a hermit from March to September.
How about a revolution in the fall? October is a nice, traditional month for revolutions.
i'm updating to say there's update. eheh. maybe tomorrow, kiddies. i'm trying to work thru something...
i need a new camera...will suck dick for money.
i'm just putting that out there.
because 5k is harder to come by than one might think.
i need a new camera...will suck dick for money.
i'm just putting that out there.
because 5k is harder to come by than one might think.
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Well, I wasn't trying to "put you in your place". I was just in kind of a pissy mood, and the stuff you said about us all is what I've been saying about us for a long time. I mean, me? Yeah, I'm a corporate whore who wishes he had the balls and the talent to take art head-on. Who wishes he had some revelaion to shock the world. But in the end, the cycle of eat, earn, spend, sleep... we're all pre-programmed comsumption machines, just churning dollars from one corporation to another and back again. It's just frustrating to see someone take what you hate about yourself, wrap it in prettier words, and throw it back in your face as though you weren't aware of it.
I guess the upshot of what I'm saying is this:
Yeah, you're right. You're absolutely right. So... what now?
I guess the upshot of what I'm saying is this:
Yeah, you're right. You're absolutely right. So... what now?
rephrased:
Oh yeah, and your question. I'm starting on the Appalachian Trail sometime in early marrch. It takes about six months.
And another thing. I hadn't realized that your two-month streak applied to... playing solitaire... as well. I mean, I'm in a longer dry spell than the Kalahari, but I pay some pretty regular visits to Mrs. Palmer and her five lovely daughters. In that context, two months is... well, that's a hell of a thing, man.
[Edited on Jan 05, 2005 9:15PM]
And another thing. I hadn't realized that your two-month streak applied to... playing solitaire... as well. I mean, I'm in a longer dry spell than the Kalahari, but I pay some pretty regular visits to Mrs. Palmer and her five lovely daughters. In that context, two months is... well, that's a hell of a thing, man.
[Edited on Jan 05, 2005 9:15PM]
Three days alone with your friends and alcohol teach you alot. 'Specially when you've imposed writer's block on yr self.
brace yrself, this one might be a big one...
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind is being rereleased. Two discs. Sunofabitch. This is, like, the 12th DVD i've had to repurchase because of Added Content.
Hello, whiskey, my old friend.
We killt two bottles of...
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brace yrself, this one might be a big one...
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind is being rereleased. Two discs. Sunofabitch. This is, like, the 12th DVD i've had to repurchase because of Added Content.
Hello, whiskey, my old friend.
We killt two bottles of...
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b57913:
I know exactly what you mean. I swear.
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Yeah, you've got a point. We're all artfucks, hipsters and drama queens. Some of us know it, some of us don't. But are we any better for knowing it? Are we better for any of it? I don't think so. It's all an act. Originality is what everyone wants to be, so originality is the least original thing out there.
So, you raise a point. We're all shitheads. We're all hipper-than-thou. We're all image. So now what?
The things we write we write to convince ourselves it's true. The less we have to say, the more frantic we are to see that it gets heard.
You make one big mistake though. You only write "you" not "us". You gotta include yourself. The way you're saying things now makes it sound like you've somehow found a way to live above this bullshit we're all defined by. If you have, enlighten us. Otherwise, you just come off as another selfrighteous artfuck, like me or any of the rest of us.
But this isn't a personal attack, don't get me wrong.
If you know what I mean.
So, you raise a point. We're all shitheads. We're all hipper-than-thou. We're all image. So now what?
The things we write we write to convince ourselves it's true. The less we have to say, the more frantic we are to see that it gets heard.
You make one big mistake though. You only write "you" not "us". You gotta include yourself. The way you're saying things now makes it sound like you've somehow found a way to live above this bullshit we're all defined by. If you have, enlighten us. Otherwise, you just come off as another selfrighteous artfuck, like me or any of the rest of us.
But this isn't a personal attack, don't get me wrong.
If you know what I mean.
the weekend is here, so FUCK THIS!
i am o-fi-shy-ly on a creative hiatus!
i'm gonna shut ye ol' thinker down and enjoy myself (for the first time in god knows...)!
friday thru sunday!
three days!
friday, saturday, and half of sunday will be spent with meine kameraden! die besten kameraden in der welt! (you, too, can easily learn german from listening to kraut-rock!)
the...
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i am o-fi-shy-ly on a creative hiatus!
i'm gonna shut ye ol' thinker down and enjoy myself (for the first time in god knows...)!
friday thru sunday!
three days!
friday, saturday, and half of sunday will be spent with meine kameraden! die besten kameraden in der welt! (you, too, can easily learn german from listening to kraut-rock!)
the...
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Woah, wait... you're seriously impressed that you made it through 2 months of neo-virginity? Pffffft You got nothin on me.
rephrased:
Oh man, I totally missed the fact that it's your birthday. I must suck. Well, happy birthday.
Okie dokie. As a birthday present to myself, i must buy some SG gear. So i can poseur myself out.
Becuz datz how i be rollin, g!
Now, to save up some cash
It was soooooo fucking foggy out tonight. I left to go to Pekin @ 10 and i could barely find my car in the drive way. On 24, i couldn't see 10ft...
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Becuz datz how i be rollin, g!
Now, to save up some cash
It was soooooo fucking foggy out tonight. I left to go to Pekin @ 10 and i could barely find my car in the drive way. On 24, i couldn't see 10ft...
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phoolsfire:
i applaud you for your forwardness and secuity in your manhood...
most men are too chickenshit to admit they like goin down. they think it makes them somehow less... like "real men" wouldn't like that sort of thing. but as a seasoned vetern of the art of love..(Read single female in the navy for four years, so i got around) its quite obvious that this is somthing many men like and enjoy doing.
*believe it or not, there comes a point in every young ladies life where she learns the joy of preforming...for the guys... buy that i mean, well lets just say some chicks dig it too.
*see chasing amy for all other disclaimers.
most men are too chickenshit to admit they like goin down. they think it makes them somehow less... like "real men" wouldn't like that sort of thing. but as a seasoned vetern of the art of love..(Read single female in the navy for four years, so i got around) its quite obvious that this is somthing many men like and enjoy doing.
*believe it or not, there comes a point in every young ladies life where she learns the joy of preforming...for the guys... buy that i mean, well lets just say some chicks dig it too.
*see chasing amy for all other disclaimers.