Excuse me, Miss, i know this is embarrassing, but i couldn't help but notice the tan lines...on your shirt...
Jury Duty, the last bastion of a free society. Or so they kept telling me at Jury Orientation.....
Jury Duty is your right as a citizen!
Jury Duty is your job as a citizen!
A job that, by the way, pays ten dollars a day and...
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Jury Duty, the last bastion of a free society. Or so they kept telling me at Jury Orientation.....
Jury Duty is your right as a citizen!
Jury Duty is your job as a citizen!
A job that, by the way, pays ten dollars a day and...
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I wonder why it is, that the neck is so intrinsically sexual? It's not really the neck, i think, but the body below it and the head above. The movements and positions that they each take, the statements that of eachthe mechanics of it all.
Either wayfuck Snoop Dogg. And everyone associated with him.
And fuck Motley Crue......cos i was never into em....and i think...
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Either wayfuck Snoop Dogg. And everyone associated with him.
And fuck Motley Crue......cos i was never into em....and i think...
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rephrased:
Heh. Actually that's an older photo than the one I was using. I just decided I liked it better.
But this whole thing... I think it might be a good thing. I mean, I'm about to go out on the trail. Exclusive is not the best idea for me right now. But... being with her maakes me feel really good. Good about myself. I'm way too over-analytical, and I overthink everything... but with her I don't. With her, I just know what feels right. I think I'm gonna stick with it.
But this whole thing... I think it might be a good thing. I mean, I'm about to go out on the trail. Exclusive is not the best idea for me right now. But... being with her maakes me feel really good. Good about myself. I'm way too over-analytical, and I overthink everything... but with her I don't. With her, I just know what feels right. I think I'm gonna stick with it.
phoolsfire:
i want to know why breasts have been sexualized...wtf? the're made for feeding pourpuses(?)...
a priest, my favorite cousin always wanted to be a priest or a stripper
i like my drinking problem, it gives me somthing to talk about at aa
a priest, my favorite cousin always wanted to be a priest or a stripper
i like my drinking problem, it gives me somthing to talk about at aa
Bah. I've got a migraine. A bad migraine. A horrible one. And i had to drive home from Pekin with it. At night. With a migraine.
This is harder than you might think. Because headlights...well...they're bright. And i've got a migraine.
And i feel nauseous.
Could be because i havent eaten in 24 hours.
I need pasta.
Soon.
Or i'm gonna die.
Maybe if i...
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This is harder than you might think. Because headlights...well...they're bright. And i've got a migraine.
And i feel nauseous.
Could be because i havent eaten in 24 hours.
I need pasta.
Soon.
Or i'm gonna die.
Maybe if i...
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cipher:
Actually, I rather dig Rancid. One of many bands I like in spite of not owning a record by them.
phoolsfire:
ahhh, the joys of self medication, as a vetern of the art, i highly suggest you research all side effects and other drug inter action, this can include but is not limited to, otc pain killers, caffine, nicotine, koolaid, and condoms, oh wait that was just my grocery list, but for real... have fun with that.
ahhh, good ol woody high, i remember when a drive by was "schedueled" and they let kids go home early. then all the fuckin cops raided the park and caught all the kids smokin out. good ol days
ahhh, good ol woody high, i remember when a drive by was "schedueled" and they let kids go home early. then all the fuckin cops raided the park and caught all the kids smokin out. good ol days
In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool...
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sweetiyvie:
I give to you my winter on a silver platter! 
phoolsfire:
yo doin alright there 
rephrased:
Hey, man.
Sorry I've been out of commission for a while, but I've been swinging maniacally between abject misery and hysterical euphoria. It seems at the moment euphoria is winning it.
In response to your questions, I taught myself how to cook out of pure survival instinct, I am a little worried about going on the trail without meds, which it now appears I won't have to do, and I have no clue about cannibal holocaust. So what's been up with you, aside from astronaut vampires?
Sorry I've been out of commission for a while, but I've been swinging maniacally between abject misery and hysterical euphoria. It seems at the moment euphoria is winning it.
In response to your questions, I taught myself how to cook out of pure survival instinct, I am a little worried about going on the trail without meds, which it now appears I won't have to do, and I have no clue about cannibal holocaust. So what's been up with you, aside from astronaut vampires?
It's 1124pm, i think the storm might miss us. So my weekend might not be a bust. I'll check the weather channel in about fife minutes.
But i'm so tired right now. Had to stay up till 9am to cash my check and grab some smokes. Then got up at 3pm cos i have to work Sunday and want to get on a semi normal...
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But i'm so tired right now. Had to stay up till 9am to cash my check and grab some smokes. Then got up at 3pm cos i have to work Sunday and want to get on a semi normal...
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Why can't i listen to one (HED)pe song without being Morally Assaulted?
Okay, Morally Assaulted is both kinda harsh and assumes that i, in fact, have morals.
So...we'll say Sexually Harassed.
No, Sexually Assaultedwe gotta have violence in there!
So i'm listening to the song Pac Bell, and it's good. It has a solid groove and some nice psychedelia.
Then the lyrics kick in. It's...
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Okay, Morally Assaulted is both kinda harsh and assumes that i, in fact, have morals.
So...we'll say Sexually Harassed.
No, Sexually Assaultedwe gotta have violence in there!
So i'm listening to the song Pac Bell, and it's good. It has a solid groove and some nice psychedelia.
Then the lyrics kick in. It's...
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phoolsfire:
"Korny" *ha* that's funny, i will use that newly revived adjective all the time now,
is it just the context, you don't like to here the nastiness in a different....ah..genre (?). was he being funny, cause it sounds pretty funny, uh and offensive, yes... write him a letter, call his mom.
i think its "artful" that he says mr. clean in the context of "love making"
is it just the context, you don't like to here the nastiness in a different....ah..genre (?). was he being funny, cause it sounds pretty funny, uh and offensive, yes... write him a letter, call his mom.
i think its "artful" that he says mr. clean in the context of "love making"
Dogs love me cuz i'm crazy sniffable.
Oh, Mike D, you really are the ladies choice!
Will i ever get bored with the Beastie Boys?
The best thing about that line is that it's an independent statementit stands on it's own and doesn't have anything to do with the song whatsoever.
Because that's something new for the Beasties...
Even bad Beastie Boys are better than...
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Oh, Mike D, you really are the ladies choice!
Will i ever get bored with the Beastie Boys?
The best thing about that line is that it's an independent statementit stands on it's own and doesn't have anything to do with the song whatsoever.
Because that's something new for the Beasties...
Even bad Beastie Boys are better than...
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phoolsfire:
is it like a scratch and sniffable?
i gennerally avoid eggs too, something about the fendemental concept of a woman eating an egg?...
makes me want to vomit also.
i gennerally avoid eggs too, something about the fendemental concept of a woman eating an egg?...
makes me want to vomit also.
Puar and G were talking today, i was standing there listening. They were talking about what P was going to specialize in--medicine (Family, general, whatever), or surgery.
Being as i wasnt IN the conversation, but merely observing it, i decided i should, somehow contribute.
You know, so it doesnt seems as though i'm eavesdropping, that i'm not a spy.
And by contribute, i of course...
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Being as i wasnt IN the conversation, but merely observing it, i decided i should, somehow contribute.
You know, so it doesnt seems as though i'm eavesdropping, that i'm not a spy.
And by contribute, i of course...
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He put his hand on her shoulder and kissed her cheek.
She didn't move away; she was tense and waiting under his hand.
He kissed her lips. They were warm and soft, slightly parted, and she turned and walked away.
'Lilac,' he said, and went after her.
She turned and said, 'No. Please, Chip, go,' and turned and walked away again.
He stood uncertainly. Another...
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She didn't move away; she was tense and waiting under his hand.
He kissed her lips. They were warm and soft, slightly parted, and she turned and walked away.
'Lilac,' he said, and went after her.
She turned and said, 'No. Please, Chip, go,' and turned and walked away again.
He stood uncertainly. Another...
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judas:
the story was funnier and far more sympathetic the second time around. hurray!
[Edited on Jan 17, 2005 9:53AM]
[Edited on Jan 17, 2005 9:53AM]
(seriously, they really do have juries. I think the reason I've never been on a jury is that since I turned 18 I've never held a job or an address for more than a year. The government just can't catch me.)