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Peoria

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Monday Aug 15, 2005

Aug 15, 2005
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Next time i see Eric i'm gonna ask about the thing. yes.

I lost my pen, i'm gonna have to steal me another.

Here's a term i find myself loathing the more i hear itavid non-smoker. When did avid become a good thing? Doesnt it mean greedy and very desirous? Arent those bad things?
Dont they mean Avid Anti-Smoker? or Avid Anti-Smoking? Wtf?
Isnt calling yrself an Avid Non-Smoker like saying a misogynist is an Avid Non-Woman?
keep yr bullshit euphemistic language to yrself.
Really, get off my ass with that fake coughing shitatleast i ask if it's cool if i smoke. Just say no if you dont want me to, and save yr fucking lecture.
Motherfucker.
And you know what? Take yr lame-ass anti-smoking ads with you, ok? You wanna stop kids from smoking then try something other than ineffectual, patronizing propaganda, ok?
The only thing i hate worse than propaganda is bad propaganda.
And another thinglay off the tobacco companyi havent seen a fucking tobacco advertisemsnt is a bloody long time. If kids are smoking now it's pretty much their choice.
Tobacco companies are getting more advertising from the antismoking shit than the actual smoking shit, bitch.
Or, you know, you could boycott the magazines that advertise the shit. Right? Wouldnt that be more...i dunno...logical.
Doesnt Fugazi do that? Not do interviews with magazines if they advertise alcohol and tobacco? Fucking straight edgers! Rolling Stone really needs the publicity!
Or the marketing firms, how bout that? Arent they the ones that actually come up with the way a product is being sold? Why dont you go after them?
Probably because the anti-smoking lobbyists are using the same firm.
Is that poetic justice or what?
They're all making money off of tragedy, and we fit the fucking bill. Pricks.
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I'm a thigh-man. A conclusion i came to after long deliberation over my porno archives. Even shit from way back when have prominent, over-exaggerated, or accentuated thigh...wow, dunno how to end that.
The thigh connection is the only connection. I have a rather extensive porn collection (i calls it an archive, sonny), and that's the only thing they all have in common.

I picked a horrible time to try this sobriety thing out. Yes, let us quit smoking the herb when we're the most stressed and anxious! Perfeck!
The whole reason i paused this time was because i was tired of feeling like shit for the first two hours after i wake up. But i do anywayif i didnt know better, i'd plead stomach cancer, but it's just GI whatnot.
The other reason i paused this time, was because i wanted to get back to the beginning. I wanted it to feel new again.
But now i need to cool out.
Nothing to get me stuck, just some nice, mellow country.
So i just dropped my last quarter on a dub.
Fuck the wagon.

Boop.
judas:
i'm pretty sure that avid means enthusiastic, which would definitely be the appropriate adjective. i, for one, am most certainly an avid-non-smoker. most people just call me the smoke nazi, though.

but, they call me a nazi for many reasons.

i'm a thigh man as well. there are times that my own thighs are virtually unbearable and "business" has to be taken care of.

shit, now i have that song in my head.

as for my father, i worry because he has gained a lot of weight since my mother had gastric bypass surgery, which is common because the one who's had the surgery ends up eating a lot less which means there are a lot of leftovers and midwesterners especially have this food leftover guilt thing that sucks. and, his mother just died, so i worry because things are compounding on him and i am very afraid that he's going to have a heart attack and die and i love him a whole shit load.

i told him all i want for xmas is for him to lose at least 15 lbs.
Aug 15, 2005
phoolsfire:
i thought you were a side of the booby man anyway.

i always get back on my feet...somtimes it may take a few years, or some sort of intervention, but i always get back to my regular crazy self.

i'm almost always in bed by 1130...but if you want to call early, thats cool too.

i'm not feelin the phone too much right now anyway. with partyies every friday night, my need to interact with others is compleatly meet...somtimes i just like to kick it with my cable..you know.
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