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I get the distinct feeling that this would be easier if i was a chick.
Or gay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I know.
It's like fucking clockworki start planning something, begin editing, and all-of-a-sudden i'm the biggest hack this side of Lynch.
Yeah, ok. WhateverEraserHead. I get it.
I'll shoot a film where this dude's fucking his wife, then the wife turns into a cow, then the guy kills the cow with a nail gun.
After the cow's dead, it turns back into dude's wife. Then he fucks her again. How's that?
Then the wife turns into the dude and the dude into the wife...
Then, when asked about The Meaning, i'll give people some jive about them finding the meaning for themselves.
Whatever. That shit screams Hack.
Lynch is the worst storyteller since...fucking...worst storyteller this side of Papa Roach.

BegGuey IntroCut off Pac Bell bit, put in ADATO.
End w/Johnny Cash-to-Pac Bell-to-End of Test.

Put in Porn Break with Feeel Goood, Spit, and Sugar vids.
At the end of Porn Break cut to Cat Fucking Dog bit. Cut
immediately to Hair Spray Antics, straight to Laughing bit;
Flaming Cap, Flaming Ashtray, Balloon Anticslead into
Balloon Bit.
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After ADATO cut to Spitting on S bitContinue this fun at
a later date...segue into Sammy Est. bit, end with
Balloon Man Raping bit, segue into L Est. bit, beginning
with Fake Kiss ending with Dance Shooting bit.

Driving bit
Baby Powder
Porn Break (centre)
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Dick sucking/INX
Cards
Majestic Box Head
Camel Hunting w/Oliver
DFX slide tackle bit
Rubber band Bits
Execution bit
Fireworks mishap(s)
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L Est bit.
155 of Dirty Harry thru 316
After All i wanna do is dance cut music, cut to L
shooting GDance! Powcut G's foot, L walking in
Latrobe house, Got that from work (~).
Cross end audio of Dance bit (aftermath) with beginning
of Work bit.

S Est bit.
My Name is Mud (with Pork Chop intro), After PCLD, at
beg of Mudmusic cueS drunk, charging, breaking
G's cam.

Balloon Bit.
November Has Goneuse balloon pops at bass hits.
Play full scenes, reusing initial pops as neededon
top, opaque. Trim beginning or end to correspond with
pops/hits.
Maybe end w/Lite me on fire bit if music is aptly
timed with video.

and that's all i've written in the last (about) two weeks. That's verbatim, by the waystraight from the journal.
It's really not HARD WORK but it sure is occupying.

Boop.