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Peoria

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Thursday May 26, 2005

May 25, 2005
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So i gave into temptation and scanned my nutts. Looking at the picture, you cant really tell that they're nutts...they just look...
and they're my nutts and i cant even tell what they are.
Straddling the scanner with pants on seemed easy-peasy, but once i disrobed i quickly realized that glass, when left to it's own devices, becomes super-cold.
And the Warming Up Scanner prompt is a fucking LIE! I damn near froze my balls off.
In retrospect, i probably should have, like, warmed it up manually.
I'll spare you the wiggy nutt pic, just thought i'd bring it up.

Am i the only one that went to a crappy public school? Did everyone else in existence go to a fucking private school where the clocks were digital?
Cos i notice alotta new students coming in and being completely lost on how to tell time on a fucking analogue clock. They just cant read em. They stand there for a couple of seconds, staring blankly at the hands and the numbersusually until security tells em the time.
Analoguethat's them clocks with the hands, for all you sophisticates.
I remember learning that shite in, like, first grade. So, is it just me?

We were watching something the other day when a commercial for MCR's album came on. David, in his infinite wisdom, said, They look like kids i would kick the shit out of in High School.
...wtf?




FINALLY got all the editing software and hardware installedand it's all working to moderate perfection. So, yay for me.


AS WELL:
When i was uploading the pics above offa sammy's comp, i accidentally uploaded two of his prono pix--the first one being of a really young lookin chick, and the other with a half naked girl with a cat in the background--the cat is the spitting image of Nerm. (SEE BELOW)

YOUNG CHICK (this is the photo S uses as his cell phone wallpaper)


NERM LOOK-A-LIKE


NERM
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phoolsfire:
i really wanted to see the frozen nuts, that would sooo be like the highlite of my...month?

my preseption of time is severly skewed anyway? so it always takes me like five minutes to tell what time it is. but i know how to read a clock.
how cool is that, your cat is in the "biz" man, you got like tons of access to hot chicks now.
May 25, 2005
phoolsfire:
well i'll be in town for sure on sunday. yeah, you can totally come along to the nil8 show. and you can listen to there music on there site if you click on discography, then pick what ever song you ant to listen too. i think the cover is a little steep, but its next thrusday starts at like 9 so we have to leave asap, i have class untill 8 sooooo, i cannot drive ot p-town to pick you up, but maybe we can do a dry run on sunday so you can know how to get to my house so you can meet me after class. :robotbiggrinr. killrobot is going to be playing too...fucking rock!!!

[Edited on May 27, 2005 8:10PM]
May 27, 2005

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