Dear Diary,
I have no ass. I am without ass. I am assless. A simple byproduct of a youth spent playing video gamesi've whittled away my arse.
Goddamn bean bag chairs.
This has lead to many occasions of me showing my ass unintentionally. Mooning the unsuspected accidentally.
It happens at the most inopportune moments.
So, to the assless masses, let us give thanks to a trend that may never go out of styleSaggy pants.
Here's to many more years of thuggy style, yo.
Boop.
I have no ass. I am without ass. I am assless. A simple byproduct of a youth spent playing video gamesi've whittled away my arse.
Goddamn bean bag chairs.
This has lead to many occasions of me showing my ass unintentionally. Mooning the unsuspected accidentally.
It happens at the most inopportune moments.
So, to the assless masses, let us give thanks to a trend that may never go out of styleSaggy pants.
Here's to many more years of thuggy style, yo.
Boop.
phoolsfire:
i can let you borrow my pilates workouts, so you can get "sculpeted buns and thighs" i.e. look like jennifer lopez. 