***WARNING: THE FOLLOWING JOURNAL ENTRY CONTAINS THINGS NOT FIT FOR VIEWING AT WORK OR IN OPEN PUBLIC***(people might think your "Funny"...Heaven Fobid.)
Maybe it's too early is all...
Fuck this, the weather has, once again, gone to shit. It's fucking spring, what's with the fucking blizzard. I'm staying in tonite, watching some movies, pulling up the new episode of Deadwood on HBO On-Demand, drinking, listening to music, and washing my hair.
Oh, and doing laundry.
This ponytail thing is shit. I fucking hate it. It needs to be longer. I might go back to the business part.
Before work i watched a bit of Secret Window (decent movie for a PG13 fiasco with Senior Depp) and dug thru my photo drawer (not kidding, it's a big fucking drawer fulla photos) to find some Johnny pics. Not Depp, but Large. Johnny's this dude i ran around with whilst in exile in Canton. He looks like Orlando Bloom (i swear to Christ).
I was telling PhoolsFire this the other day, now i've got photo-evidence to support my claim.
(see below)
With a capture card that's for shit, unsupported, and all around archaic shite, i've decided to pull up some Music Video ideas i've been working on for a bit. I mentioned the Akira thing yesterday, here's a bit more.
Akira-Deftones/Be Quiet and Drive.
Fight Club-KMFDM/Urban Monkey Warfare.
Requiem For A Dream-Radiohead/Street Spirit
Ghost In The Shell-Rage Against The Machine (gur-hur)/Freedom.
Rounders/or/Snatch-Curtis Mayfield/Pusherman.
FLCL-White Stripes/We're Going To Be Friends/and/There's No Home For You Here/and/Black Math (maybe)
I also wanna do something with INTERPOL and Tricky, and Cowboy Bebop. But with all three, i havent any matches. Yet.
I havent said this in a while, but...fuck Poison and Motley Crue.
And Whitesnake, WASP, Ratt and everyone else of their ilk.
Been having weird dreams. They're too real. Usually my dreams have a sense of surrealism, but lately it's all been stuff stuff, you know?
Oh, and i'm glad i'm not alone in my love of Relationship Sex (previous entry), maybe i'm not as left as i originally thought...
How weird is it when the Hermaphrodite (or post-op tranny, 'pending on the porn) is cuter than the chick she's banging?
I've developed an annoying little eye twitch. It's my left eye, bottom lid, and i dunno if it's visible, but it sure as hell tickles...
I got my bimonthly Gay Catalogue (UnderGear) today. It gets gayer and gayer every issue, i swear. And with spring officially here, swimsuit season as it were, it's full-on super-gay-time.
The hillbillies around here are gonna start suspecting something and lynch me, i swear.
What tipped me off to the gay tendencies of the catalogue? Besides the fact the catalogue features buffed-out fellas posing seductively (taking off shirts, pulling at underwear etc.), there's also a line of gay pornos called Undergear (see below).
Here's Orlando
And here's Johnny
They might not be twins, but...goddamnit if it isnt close.
Gay Catalogue
Gay Porno
Boop.
Maybe it's too early is all...
Fuck this, the weather has, once again, gone to shit. It's fucking spring, what's with the fucking blizzard. I'm staying in tonite, watching some movies, pulling up the new episode of Deadwood on HBO On-Demand, drinking, listening to music, and washing my hair.
Oh, and doing laundry.
This ponytail thing is shit. I fucking hate it. It needs to be longer. I might go back to the business part.
Before work i watched a bit of Secret Window (decent movie for a PG13 fiasco with Senior Depp) and dug thru my photo drawer (not kidding, it's a big fucking drawer fulla photos) to find some Johnny pics. Not Depp, but Large. Johnny's this dude i ran around with whilst in exile in Canton. He looks like Orlando Bloom (i swear to Christ).
I was telling PhoolsFire this the other day, now i've got photo-evidence to support my claim.
(see below)
With a capture card that's for shit, unsupported, and all around archaic shite, i've decided to pull up some Music Video ideas i've been working on for a bit. I mentioned the Akira thing yesterday, here's a bit more.
Akira-Deftones/Be Quiet and Drive.
Fight Club-KMFDM/Urban Monkey Warfare.
Requiem For A Dream-Radiohead/Street Spirit
Ghost In The Shell-Rage Against The Machine (gur-hur)/Freedom.
Rounders/or/Snatch-Curtis Mayfield/Pusherman.
FLCL-White Stripes/We're Going To Be Friends/and/There's No Home For You Here/and/Black Math (maybe)
I also wanna do something with INTERPOL and Tricky, and Cowboy Bebop. But with all three, i havent any matches. Yet.
I havent said this in a while, but...fuck Poison and Motley Crue.
And Whitesnake, WASP, Ratt and everyone else of their ilk.
Been having weird dreams. They're too real. Usually my dreams have a sense of surrealism, but lately it's all been stuff stuff, you know?
Oh, and i'm glad i'm not alone in my love of Relationship Sex (previous entry), maybe i'm not as left as i originally thought...
How weird is it when the Hermaphrodite (or post-op tranny, 'pending on the porn) is cuter than the chick she's banging?
I've developed an annoying little eye twitch. It's my left eye, bottom lid, and i dunno if it's visible, but it sure as hell tickles...
I got my bimonthly Gay Catalogue (UnderGear) today. It gets gayer and gayer every issue, i swear. And with spring officially here, swimsuit season as it were, it's full-on super-gay-time.
The hillbillies around here are gonna start suspecting something and lynch me, i swear.
What tipped me off to the gay tendencies of the catalogue? Besides the fact the catalogue features buffed-out fellas posing seductively (taking off shirts, pulling at underwear etc.), there's also a line of gay pornos called Undergear (see below).
Here's Orlando
And here's Johnny
They might not be twins, but...goddamnit if it isnt close.
Gay Catalogue
Gay Porno
Boop.
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I don't understand why people are so into Orlando Bloom. He looks like Doogie Howser.
and yeah, i'm clever. who knew?