It's 1124pm, i think the storm might miss us. So my weekend might not be a bust. I'll check the weather channel in about fife minutes.
But i'm so tired right now. Had to stay up till 9am to cash my check and grab some smokes. Then got up at 3pm cos i have to work Sunday and want to get on a semi normal sleeping schedule--one where i'm awake when the sun's actually up. ehh.
I got a raise, dunno if i mentioned that yet. It means fuck-all, though. It was a quarter raise. i've been waiting nearly two fucking years for another raise and it's $ .25.
that's almost fucking 11cents after taxes.
another thing that's pissing me off about it is Princess is making more than me. The cunt hasnt been there half as long as i have, doesnt carry near the same work load, sleep on the fucking job and she's STILL MAKING MORE THAN I AM.
Maybe i need to blow the boss...again.
Damnit, hard to make a joke when yr head hurts.
Watched Dracula 3000 last night...Wost movie i have ever attempted to watch. I tolerated 40 mins before saying "Fuckit". No production value, no acting, bad script, horrid plot, worst Dracula EVER--both moviewise and villianwise. It was some pasty dude in a black cape and a bad accent.
Even as a spoof it's bad.
I should have known by the movie box. It was a cool looking hologram thing. Dracula looking scary and somewhat mechanical.
But it goes to prove The Les Movie Marketing Theory--if the box is extravagant, the movie sucks. Holograms, 3-d boxes, nudity, CG--BEWARE OF THESE THINGS! This is a more than clever marketing scam to get yr cash.
And this is the first bloody time it worked on me. I'd passed this movie a thousand times thinking Oh, no way Fucker, i ain't falling for that!
But...alas, i've betrayed myself.
...I could make a better vampire movie with my ass and some Goldfish.
I just found this Review of Dracula 3000 online. It's the last two paragraphs and sums it up nicely:
Oh, and Udo Kier pops up in a series of non-sensical and entirely un-plot-related public service warnings which he delivers directly to the audience. Basically he just looks at the camera and lisps 'the life suppawt is dwindwing' before we jump back into actual movie. Yes, the movie about Dracula killing five idiots in outer space.
The sets look like they're made of painted television boxes, the acting is consistently atrocious, the special effects are woefully amateurish (that's me being nice), the entire concept is riddled with retardation from the very start. But it's gotta be hard to make a Space-Dracula movie that's just plain old boring. Now that takes some real talent.
Anyone else notice the new background?
But i'm so tired right now. Had to stay up till 9am to cash my check and grab some smokes. Then got up at 3pm cos i have to work Sunday and want to get on a semi normal sleeping schedule--one where i'm awake when the sun's actually up. ehh.
I got a raise, dunno if i mentioned that yet. It means fuck-all, though. It was a quarter raise. i've been waiting nearly two fucking years for another raise and it's $ .25.
that's almost fucking 11cents after taxes.
another thing that's pissing me off about it is Princess is making more than me. The cunt hasnt been there half as long as i have, doesnt carry near the same work load, sleep on the fucking job and she's STILL MAKING MORE THAN I AM.
Maybe i need to blow the boss...again.
Damnit, hard to make a joke when yr head hurts.
Watched Dracula 3000 last night...Wost movie i have ever attempted to watch. I tolerated 40 mins before saying "Fuckit". No production value, no acting, bad script, horrid plot, worst Dracula EVER--both moviewise and villianwise. It was some pasty dude in a black cape and a bad accent.
Even as a spoof it's bad.
I should have known by the movie box. It was a cool looking hologram thing. Dracula looking scary and somewhat mechanical.
But it goes to prove The Les Movie Marketing Theory--if the box is extravagant, the movie sucks. Holograms, 3-d boxes, nudity, CG--BEWARE OF THESE THINGS! This is a more than clever marketing scam to get yr cash.
And this is the first bloody time it worked on me. I'd passed this movie a thousand times thinking Oh, no way Fucker, i ain't falling for that!
But...alas, i've betrayed myself.
...I could make a better vampire movie with my ass and some Goldfish.
I just found this Review of Dracula 3000 online. It's the last two paragraphs and sums it up nicely:
Oh, and Udo Kier pops up in a series of non-sensical and entirely un-plot-related public service warnings which he delivers directly to the audience. Basically he just looks at the camera and lisps 'the life suppawt is dwindwing' before we jump back into actual movie. Yes, the movie about Dracula killing five idiots in outer space.
The sets look like they're made of painted television boxes, the acting is consistently atrocious, the special effects are woefully amateurish (that's me being nice), the entire concept is riddled with retardation from the very start. But it's gotta be hard to make a Space-Dracula movie that's just plain old boring. Now that takes some real talent.
Anyone else notice the new background?