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The grading thing has been for the Anthropology of Science and Technology

I don't understand why people are so into Orlando Bloom. He looks like Doogie Howser.

you're adorable.
I totally understand and respect the desire for relationship sex as opposed to fucking. I actually prefer it as well... but it kinda requires a relationship and I'm a commitment-phobe... this poses a slight problem... otherwize I suppose porn works too but copious amounts of masturbation causes one of two things happen. you either become a minute man or you will last for hours and hours and hours and not be able to achieve orgasam with a female. (that's when you pleasure her first and then finish up with your own hand and or her mouth depending on how much you wore her out.)

I went to the beach today. already it's 840 and I'm back. with sandy feet... I love sandy feet! they're the best part of the post beach experience! I'm loving it. anyways, while at the beach this morning... I let go of alot of stuff. trinkets that I'd been holding on to, baggage and emotional crapola associated with all ofit.

I feel much lighter now... I've also not been to sleep yet. and am starting to feel it. pulling an all nighter is starting to kick in.

sigh.
I wish I weren't so beat and could get stuff done for an hour or two and then sleep.

Hilary Duff should be rolled up in a carpet and beat with golf clubs.

23...that's when the hangovers start to become taxing. The near-fatal ones kick in around 28.

I have excellent aim. and I refrained from throwing the book.
In addition, the book was no where near as well written as fight club. The philiosophy behind the culture of Gor isn't directly said and because of that you gotta use your brain more.

In regards to the lack of a hardon you were babbleing about, go for a real woman and not an image of one and it might change.

(why havn't you engaged in any sexual activity for a year)

Because of this entry, I too will have sleep problems. All it takes for me is the suggestion that I will not be able to sleep.

You're correct about the poetry... more people write it than read it. What bothers me is people that think they have kick-ass poetry (these are the people that think they know what good poetry is) and decide to read it. And when they do present it, at some random coffee shop, no one understands or gives a shit. But, they think they're cool... more power to them I suppose.

Many people are soothed by the sound of their own voice. Perhaps the expression of raw primal feelings or experiences in the form of poetry is therapeutic... it doesn't matter if people don't understand, they do.

* see all taylor mali entries

i too am in love with the sound of my own voice. i like to write bad poetry, i even have a book on it....its not any good
i hated cell phone, i am convinced that they cause cancer. however, i move too much and am never in one spot. my only other option would to be to have no phone and i'm just not that beat.

no no no, gummo is not by the same guy that did kids... its much worse the director is Harmony Korine, but other people have said the same thing. and video dead is a must see i think the block buster in campus town has it.... at least they did like a million years ago when i was in high school.

i like to make little jerking noises before i say peanut butter...
"urrt urrt pea nut butt tter" it would make more sense if you heard it.

i watched gummo the other night... have you seen this, i'm still at odds over it, i think i'm not getting something, so today i'm gunna look into it, if you have any insight to making sense of this movie please let me know... i just don't get it

oh, as one zobiphile to another, have you seen the video dead? i forgot to ask earlier, but its got zombies, and a kick ass tag line..."death and distruction will come to you"

the hardest punch i've ever taken was from this tall skinny irish bitch... it was also on the same night i consecutivly got my ass kicked by a huge mean gangly biker guy, a crazy s&m chick, and like three other people, i have to say, it left the biggest briuse and hurt the most. so i understand and it is perfectly ok to fear females, besides chicks are nuts anyways.

I got my ass thoroughly kicked by a woman who also happened to be an aggressive divorce attorney. I suppose it was her three older brothers and four years in the Army that taught her how to fight.

Anyway, I was having a dinner party and the wine was flowing freely. I got into a political discussion with this woman. After I realized our conversation was going nowhere and we polished off another bottle, I challenged her to a slap boxing match to decide whose political perspective was right (the wine destroyed our maturity level). Slap boxing was all fine, until she decided to close her fist and subsequently blacken my eye and give me a bloody nose.

For some reason, I held back and did not retaliate with the baseball bat in the corner. Instead, I decided that it would be better to continue to solve our disagreement with a pro-wrestling match. I was doing well until I had her half airborne and I was coming down, with force, to pin her. She realized that she was screwed and quickly raised her knee as she hit the ground. My ribs connected perfectly with her knee as my full body weight came down upon her. It knocked the wind out of me and she proceeded to kick my ass some more.

Soon I realized that my efforts were futile. I decided to give up, walking away with a bloody nose, black eye, and a cracked rib. I was a mess. I still think that she was one of the coolest women I have met. Tough smart women kick ass.

cuteness.

Long hair kicks ass. I used to have long hair. People treated me differently. Sometimes it was good, like having hot women come up to me... like, twice. But, 95% of the time the hair worked against me.

You are so right. I have always wondered why the hell people don't counterfeit ones and fives. No one looks or cares about that shit.

ok so its decided then we will start a small bills counterfeiting ring, its on we'll be rich in no time, like maybe six years or so and we won't be able to use them in vending machines would we? but we can go to the strip culb baby yeah

throw the credit offer in the trash right now, i don't know why they call them credit offers, they should call them debt security offers

its alot easier if you have one of those little hand held tape recorder thingies to record the stuff you think

"This is yet another reason why i'm condemned to a life of nameless mediocrity"
don't worry, your metal is in the mail, you have been nominated for most orgional brilliant thug

i'm pretty sure i'll still get in the field school, the prof is a laid back guy who likes to talk about intestinal parasites.
this spring break i have to make a round of all the new babies that have been born starting with my sisters in canton.

I was playing 007 once and the instructions told me to Rendezvous with 006. I got lost in the game for a while cause i was thinking to myself, "what the shite is rendezvous. How the loots am i supposed to do that." Because sonically, the word seems made up. Little did I know it was:

rendezvous ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ronday-voo, -d-)
n. pl. rendezvous (-vz)
A meeting at a prearranged time and place. See Synonyms at engagement.
A prearranged meeting place, especially an assembly point for troops or ships.
A popular gathering place: The caf is a favorite rendezvous for artists.

I received heap of poodle shit for weeks.

I'm glad that you were amused by my comment. I get excited when people like my humor. Cause i am very rarely funny.

Dude....don't get that credit card. Bad credit can fuck fuck fuck you over. Debt ain't much fun either.

there isn't a stragedy guide... sorry loves

If you need a friend, feed any animal

I read that, and it set off a frenzy among my brain synapses...where have I heard that? I can hear the tune...If you need a friend, feed any animal...If you need a friend, feed any animal..oh, ho, ho!!!

Jane's Addiction. Whew.

Thanks for the mental exercise.

Wait, you're upset at the predictability of plots and characters in video games? Isn't that practically the bread and butter of video games? It might just be that I'm not a gamer, but I'm more upset that this same shit pervades movies. A thought.

That whole Fred Durst thing is goddamn funny. I can't imagine he'll win any of those lawsuits, if only 'cause everyone hates him.

'Cheapo' is a local chain of used record stores; 'my Cheapo' is the one about of mile from my apartment that I enjoy walking to & browsing through. It got too respectible.

Sepia is creepy.


But then, I've been diagnosed as sepiaphobic, so...