My grandma told me, DO NOT take shit, from anybody in this motherfucking bitch. See, My grandma told me, never, never, never take no shit. Especially that shark in the dark, cause that shark in the dark can SUCK MY - WATCH YOUR MOUTH !
lyrics from one of my fav songs right now
Twister spin your way to second base!
Pi is an infinite, non repeating decimal - meaning that every possible number combination exists somewhere in pi. Converted into ASCII text, somewhere in that infinite string of digits is the name of every person you will ever love, the date, the time, and the manner of your death, and the answer to all the great questions of the universe.
Converted into a bitmap, somewhere...
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A pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it's essentially immortal and you've damned it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die
I want to be honest with you all ill be 31 soon, I weigh 331.6 pounds as of tonight and on an elliptical I can do 3 mile in 45 mins. I'm going to set a new life resolution. In a month I will be able to do 3 miles in 30 mins on an elliptical and this time next year I will be 100...
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When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others.
It is the same when you are stupid.
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
“You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty” (by Mahatma Gandhi).
What if every book you have ever read was really just blank, but filled with psychic paper... and you were reading only what you wanted?
...what if the real reason some people like to boast that they, 'Don't read' or ' I've never read a book in my life!' Is because they tried, but only saw blank pages due to lack of imagination?!
"What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature with great effort?"