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To maintain a healthy level of insanity

Jan 27, 2015
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1. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For marijuana".
3. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
4. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".
5. Sing along at the opera.
6. Five days in advance, tell your friend you can't attend their party because you have a headache
7. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
8. When leaving the zoo, Start running toward the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity

9. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.

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