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akajudge

Baytown, Tx.

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Saturday Jul 04, 2009

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I got a new coffeemaker and it kicks much ass. It's a brewstation, so there's no pitcher or carafe. It's all contained w/in itself, and there's a dispenser in the front. My wife and I have been talking about it for a week or so, waiting for it to arrive, so yesterday morning when I woke up she said, "Now you will experience the coffee of this fully operational Brewstation!"

To which I, of course, replied, "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to dispense coffee is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

What dorks.
trajedi:
you put Ani Difranco as one of your hero's!!!! Badass!!!
Jul 7, 2009
akajudge:
She's pretty awesome, it's true.
Jul 7, 2009

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