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akaflyrite

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Friday Sep 06, 2002

Sep 6, 2002
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preferences:

okay here we go,

i would prefer not to be disturbed by anybody until about 2 in the afternoon unless it's for lunch.

i would prefer to have my guest room on the north facing side of the house. the sun and i get along fine as it knows it's place.

i would prefer to have a small wet bar in my room. just a small one.

please no down pillows, i'm allergic.

i prefer breakfast outdoors on the veranda or in a sun room.

diet coke please, not pepsi. pepsi is so blah.

no strong perfumes in my room please. subtlety is key.

if you want to be naughty, knock on my door in this sequence 3-2-3-1. i'll be discreet.

hope to see you soon,
sir flyrite
zanarki:
*digs furiously through closet*

Found it! YES!

*rubs baby oil all over*
*slithers into super tight gimp suit*
*repeats 3-2-3-1 over and over again*

I'll remember this time buddy! Now where did I leave my ball gag?
Sep 7, 2002
akaflyrite:
i told you not to disturb me until 2pm. now you must be severly punished!

muahaha. muahahahaha! muaaaahahahahaha ha!
Sep 7, 2002

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