Right im in a hell of alot better mood now, my mate Jodie gave me a call very early this morning to take me out for a large cup of coffee and a spot of retail theropy even though we both cant afford it. But after doing the essential food shop and buying the new NIN album for her little brothers Bday we went to TK MAXX to dabble in a bit of ME shoping and came back with a load of cool skull and x bone inspired stuff like a new T Shirt, Truckers cap, and Cardigan. It also gave me the oppertunity to load off a load of emotional crap and to realize im just being a silly arse and that it aint all that bad. Actually she really made my day.
So a huge big hug and thanks to the Lovely Jodie.
So every thing is just dandy at the mo and i think of applying for a job with an airline only doing ground vrew or baggage handling stuff but it will give me free flights twice a year anywhere in the world pretty much in business class and a few domestic and european flights too. Prtty fuckin nice actually. So Canada here i come. Looking forward to seeing all my old mates out there and my mates wedding will be mint, especially as im organising the stag night, and it is ment to be tradition for the best man to shag all the brides maids right? Answers on a post card....
Right well thats all ive got to say for now i need some inspiration so any suggestions please dont hesitate to get in touch.
So a huge big hug and thanks to the Lovely Jodie.
So every thing is just dandy at the mo and i think of applying for a job with an airline only doing ground vrew or baggage handling stuff but it will give me free flights twice a year anywhere in the world pretty much in business class and a few domestic and european flights too. Prtty fuckin nice actually. So Canada here i come. Looking forward to seeing all my old mates out there and my mates wedding will be mint, especially as im organising the stag night, and it is ment to be tradition for the best man to shag all the brides maids right? Answers on a post card....
Right well thats all ive got to say for now i need some inspiration so any suggestions please dont hesitate to get in touch.
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shag the bridesmaids, all at the same time- then there's no risk of them telling the bride what you've done and causing a scene
I love the way you speak- it's amusing to me to see someone type with an accent- you never hear phrases like the ones you use here... the us is too bland for all the colorful phrases...
oh, and these birds that you're interested in, stop being a chicken shit and do something about it. they'll respect you more for it. what's the worst thing that can happen? they could say no... then there are so many other birds in the sky, you may as well have your pick...
shag the bridesmaids, all at the same time- then there's no risk of them telling the bride what you've done and causing a scene
I love the way you speak- it's amusing to me to see someone type with an accent- you never hear phrases like the ones you use here... the us is too bland for all the colorful phrases...
oh, and these birds that you're interested in, stop being a chicken shit and do something about it. they'll respect you more for it. what's the worst thing that can happen? they could say no... then there are so many other birds in the sky, you may as well have your pick...