Well looks like some people werwe interested in my little challange but were unclear of what they can send in. Please use photoshop, or simply open the picture in "Paint" and draw it in by hand. or print out a picture of me and cut and paste by hand or use crayon's. Its up to you.
If this idea proves a success then i might introduce some more interesting chalanges.
Right well its been a long week. Im feeling a fair bit better well at least im not as ill as I was. But oh my god thursday was a bastard of a day. It all started with waking up at tthe crack of dawn do do some plumbing in the Hobgoblin which was pretty wet work. And still not completed thanks to the lack of parts to convert imperial to metric. Cleaning up the pub a fair bit and then running around trying to find the parts i needed. Couldnt find them. No supprise there. Anyway i ended up painting some of the black boards promoting the gigs for the week end when one after another all of the bard bastards decided to try thier luck most left with out a problem.
Then out of no where this cunt of an one eyed bastard decided he wanted to throw a full pint glass at the head of the guy behind the bar!! Luckily it hit a post on he bar and only hit him on the arm but covered us in beer!. Well I lost it a stormed over to the cunt and grabbed him.
. Well he was about to swing at me but as soon as i grabbed him he fell to the floor, the little prick. I was planning to just carry him out and be done with him. But never mind so i dragged him out and kickied hiom off the the premoses. I cant stand people atttacking anyone for no reason espacially those just doing their jobs.
Well then a few more little knob ends came in and were quickly expelled from the premosis. No more reall problems, well at least until this ugly little psyco skank arse skag whore came in.At first she wasnt too much of a problem and as i wasnt on duty i left her for the barman on duty to deal with after all is arm was only a little bruised. And i continued to chalk up the gig boards. Well she wasnty served but was stealling money off of tables and taking the dregs of peoples left over drinks. She was asked to drink up and bugga off in a nice way but decided to go to the upstairs bar instead. So i followed her and asked her to leave she gave me some back chat so i took one of her drinks away being a BODY TEMPERATURE URINE COLOURED LIQUID!!!
and when she tried to retrieve it covered me in it. So the rest went down the drain and her beer coloured drink went as well. SHe was escorted of the premosis by myself but she managed to set of the fire allarm on perpose when we go t to the stairs. After her kicking over a couple of tables i got her out sideonly for her to sneak back in again so once again i picked her up and put her out sode. She did ask if i was going to kick her up the arse to get her to leave? and all i replied was "there's mno need" as i picked her up at armlengh again and placed her on the street so she threatend me so i locked the doors and decidsed the ol bill can look after her for the night instead. Well for a 5'1" little skag bitch s 
has some force behind her as she ripped off the doors (being two 8-9 foot high old skool victorian heavy set doors) right off their hinges . Oltimatly it took near on a dozen police officers a few cans of CS Spray and the classic Hog tieing techniques to get her off the premosis. So i was up all night fixing the pub, cleaning it up, talking to police handing over cctv videos and giving statements for different inccidences. 
So year a great night over all. Well at leasyt its another day today i can rest easy whilst i deal with the freshly paid hoards who want a drink tonight.
See you all later.
If this idea proves a success then i might introduce some more interesting chalanges.
Right well its been a long week. Im feeling a fair bit better well at least im not as ill as I was. But oh my god thursday was a bastard of a day. It all started with waking up at tthe crack of dawn do do some plumbing in the Hobgoblin which was pretty wet work. And still not completed thanks to the lack of parts to convert imperial to metric. Cleaning up the pub a fair bit and then running around trying to find the parts i needed. Couldnt find them. No supprise there. Anyway i ended up painting some of the black boards promoting the gigs for the week end when one after another all of the bard bastards decided to try thier luck most left with out a problem.
Then out of no where this cunt of an one eyed bastard decided he wanted to throw a full pint glass at the head of the guy behind the bar!! Luckily it hit a post on he bar and only hit him on the arm but covered us in beer!. Well I lost it a stormed over to the cunt and grabbed him.
. Well he was about to swing at me but as soon as i grabbed him he fell to the floor, the little prick. I was planning to just carry him out and be done with him. But never mind so i dragged him out and kickied hiom off the the premoses. I cant stand people atttacking anyone for no reason espacially those just doing their jobs.
Well then a few more little knob ends came in and were quickly expelled from the premosis. No more reall problems, well at least until this ugly little psyco skank arse skag whore came in.At first she wasnt too much of a problem and as i wasnt on duty i left her for the barman on duty to deal with after all is arm was only a little bruised. And i continued to chalk up the gig boards. Well she wasnty served but was stealling money off of tables and taking the dregs of peoples left over drinks. She was asked to drink up and bugga off in a nice way but decided to go to the upstairs bar instead. So i followed her and asked her to leave she gave me some back chat so i took one of her drinks away being a BODY TEMPERATURE URINE COLOURED LIQUID!!!
and when she tried to retrieve it covered me in it. So the rest went down the drain and her beer coloured drink went as well. SHe was escorted of the premosis by myself but she managed to set of the fire allarm on perpose when we go t to the stairs. After her kicking over a couple of tables i got her out sideonly for her to sneak back in again so once again i picked her up and put her out sode. She did ask if i was going to kick her up the arse to get her to leave? and all i replied was "there's mno need" as i picked her up at armlengh again and placed her on the street so she threatend me so i locked the doors and decidsed the ol bill can look after her for the night instead. Well for a 5'1" little skag bitch s has some force behind her as she ripped off the doors (being two 8-9 foot high old skool victorian heavy set doors) right off their hinges . Oltimatly it took near on a dozen police officers a few cans of CS Spray and the classic Hog tieing techniques to get her off the premosis. So i was up all night fixing the pub, cleaning it up, talking to police handing over cctv videos and giving statements for different inccidences. So year a great night over all. Well at leasyt its another day today i can rest easy whilst i deal with the freshly paid hoards who want a drink tonight.
See you all later.
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awen:
your job is way to exciting 
sabro:
Thank you! 