ajspellbound

Hey!
the bellman called into the door
What Are You Still In There For?
It's Almost Noon, You Gotta Go
but we decided on just once more
another bit of love to make
once for the road,
for pleasure's sake.

The maid has joined him,
the curious pair,
What IS Going On In There?!!?
the duelling moans,
a muffled cry
makes them stop
and wonder why
we didn't call to check out late
'cos the management
is quite irate
but not half as mad
as they will be
when they learn this room
doesn't belong to me

the door ajar, we ventured in
and engaged in several
acts of sin,
christened the desk and chair, amen,
took a shower,
then back again.

The opportunities we seek
can't be taken by the meek
And, though we left Housekeeping
with quite a mess
none of it will show
on MY American Express.