ajilee

I got into a fight at a concert. Yeah, It's pretty funny.

Jason and I were at Alexisonfire, probably 3 people away from Dallas Green.

(if you were part of the crowd, this would be stage left.)

People are moshing and whatev and this faggot nu-metal kid gets pushed into us.

Jason pushes him back into the pit. The dude gets pissed.

He grabs Jason's arm and says "Dude, no more of that."

So what do I do? I get in this mother fuckers face.

"Uh, excuse me? You're in a fuckin mosh pit. Figure it out."

But he won't stop staring Jason down. So I grab the front of his face with my hand and make him look at me. In which case he gets in my face and we start yelling at each other.

He says" you're a bitch this, you're a bitch that"

I make it a point to get in his face and say "You fuckin nu-metal pussy. You're in a fuckin mosh pit. If you're gonna bounce around like a fag and push people, expect to get pushed back, otherwise get the fuck out!"

What does he do? He LICKS his middle fingers at me...

"Wooooow, are you kidding me?" Is all I can say.

End of fight.