ajilee

A few fun(ny) facts you might not know about me:

1. I have full length conversations in my head with myself out loud.It sounds like this, "He told me he was going to go." Silence "Are you serious?!" Silence "That is some bull shit!"

When I catch myself doing it, I always laugh.

2. A majority of the dreams that I DO actually remember...involve famous people. Triple H (Wrestling), Stephen Colbert, Phil Collins, and my favorite famous person drea was with Kanye West. My dream went a lil something like this....

I was at my boyfriends storage unit with a bunch of friends and we all of a sudden started playing paintball, except the paintball guns had thick round bullets instead. BLood was flying everywhere and one of my friends was gonna shoot Kanye West. I jumped in front of him and said "No don't shoot!! He's really good!" We all fall asleep outside, then I wake up in the morning and see dead bloody bodies everywhere. I wake everyone else up and tell them that we have to hide these bodies. Instead my boyfriend decides to go to a movie that I really wanted to see, with my best friends....leaving me there to clean up the dead bodies.

Riiiiiiight Ajilee! (I know you're thinkin it....it's cool.)

3. I love Deal or No Deal.

4. I will watch I Love New York religiously. (Just like I did Flavor of Love 1&2). Now don't get me wrong...I hate New York....but she makes for some great TV drama and laughs. I will be laughing my goddamn ass off all night.

5. I talk in my sleep from time to time. Most of the time when I do it, I wake my boyfriend up, he askes me "what?", realizes that I'm not even awake, and just rolls over. He's kinda gotten to the point where he just knows right away that I'm not really talking and just goes back to sleep. There has only been one case in which I was actually for the most part awake....I heard myself talking and I knew what I was talking about...it just didn't make any sense cuz I was still (in a sense) sleeping. The conversation when like this:

I "woke up" asking my boyfriend...
"Hey baby, if I leave the room am I out?"
"What?"
"If I leave the battle field, am I out?"
"What are you talking about?"

By this time, I'm starting to get pissed in my sleep cuz to me I'm thinkin how the fuck does he not understand what I'm saying...

"BABE! IF I LEAVE THE BATTLEGROUND...AM.....I .....OUT?!!"

Then it hit me. Goddamnit!! I'm talking in my fuckin sleep! I apologized and went back to bed.

6.I burp in public. People do it, so what?

7. I love Mint. Mint chapstik, Mint Choc. Chip Ice Cream, Andes MInts...

8. I've punched a dude in the nuts at a concert before. But straight up...that ass hole deserved it. He was trying to mosh to music that isn't...how do you say...moshable? So he's trying to fly through the crowd and just so happens to nail my fuckin neck. What do I do to keep my cool....turn around and throw a fist into his sack.

9. I think the moment above...was one of my happiest memories.

I will continue this later...Deal or No Deal is on....hope you enjoyed!