aj_paradiselost

Memorial day weekend man. Fucking A. Me and some other fuckers are probably going to have a giant cook out in the park. Alchohol is not allowed but it is only illegal if you get caught babeeeeeeeee. I need to wash my car, I couldn't believe that shit when I looked outside. It looks like five birds had in in for my windshield and hood. My car is covered in bird doo. Well it could have been just one bird with a bad case of the runs. Runny white birdy poop........lol, reminds me of eggs sunny side up. Mmmm. Now i'm in the mood for eggs...........LOL, sick son of a bitch? Fucking A right..............L8er.............AJ