Things that piss me the fuck off
1. Mainstream fucking bands that fuckers don't realize are only popular cause they are thrown in our fucking face.
2. Assholes who try to make witty messages on thier answering services.
2a Dickheads who want to play entire songs on thier answering services. Hey, chocolate, carmel and nugat nuts, I'm trying to leave you a message, not be your personal audience for your MTV VJ dreams.
3. Dudes who overly supe up thier cars. Want a girl, get a personality, want a guy? Race him and beat him and get his number afterwards, ya queer.
4. Fuckers who feel superior based on race without any of thier own personal accomplishments. Hey numbnuts, get yer own Identity.
5. Chicks who say NO
6. Chicks who say NO to me
7. Warm beer that makes me think I can go in the bathroom and bring back a cooler beverage that could still make fuckers puke in a bar with the same intensity as that same fucked up warm beer.
8. Websites that I pay to see various chicks in cool sets hot and nude.
8a. Seeing the same girl, with the same ink and the same body 12 fucking times.
9. Not having more pics of Emberchaos to lust over.
10. Sex therapists who don't believe that KY jelly is the technological advancement to foreplay, like the microwave oven is the advancement to slaving over a fucking oven.
1. Mainstream fucking bands that fuckers don't realize are only popular cause they are thrown in our fucking face.
2. Assholes who try to make witty messages on thier answering services.
2a Dickheads who want to play entire songs on thier answering services. Hey, chocolate, carmel and nugat nuts, I'm trying to leave you a message, not be your personal audience for your MTV VJ dreams.
3. Dudes who overly supe up thier cars. Want a girl, get a personality, want a guy? Race him and beat him and get his number afterwards, ya queer.
4. Fuckers who feel superior based on race without any of thier own personal accomplishments. Hey numbnuts, get yer own Identity.
5. Chicks who say NO
6. Chicks who say NO to me
7. Warm beer that makes me think I can go in the bathroom and bring back a cooler beverage that could still make fuckers puke in a bar with the same intensity as that same fucked up warm beer.
8. Websites that I pay to see various chicks in cool sets hot and nude.
8a. Seeing the same girl, with the same ink and the same body 12 fucking times.
9. Not having more pics of Emberchaos to lust over.
10. Sex therapists who don't believe that KY jelly is the technological advancement to foreplay, like the microwave oven is the advancement to slaving over a fucking oven.
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