Hey man, want do do something that will bring you to a fucking life of unproductiveness and depleting imagination? The play fucking Video games. Fucking Christ. It is a vice that sickens me and one that I so often readily indulge in. In kills time, but that is all it fucking does, kills time away from shit that might have had some fucking creative meaning. I've been playing this fucking game now for three fucking hours and it doesn't seem like a half an hour has passed.
The fucking powers that be aren't goddamn as stupid as I fucking thought. Legalize booze, give tax breaks to large companies that make video games and the male populace will become mindless fucking zombies. Guilty as fucking charged babe. Sounds like something I can hear Austin fucking powers saying, " Guilty as Fucking Charged babeeeeeeeeee." At least the Austin Powers script I'd fucking write. It'd probably sound like a cross between that an a fucking Tarrantino flick. I can't spell Tarrantino nor do I give a fuck. He's rich and I would probably park his car for a fucking living given the right connections. Connections to be a Valet? Only in this fucking life. Anyway, I'm going to get back to the screen and stare mindlessly like Homer Fucking Simpson at doughnuts. The drool included. Who needs a fucking imagination when someone elses can be handed to you for only 299.99 a console.............Shit is fucked, what else is new. Welcome to blue collar America.....L8er.
The fucking powers that be aren't goddamn as stupid as I fucking thought. Legalize booze, give tax breaks to large companies that make video games and the male populace will become mindless fucking zombies. Guilty as fucking charged babe. Sounds like something I can hear Austin fucking powers saying, " Guilty as Fucking Charged babeeeeeeeeee." At least the Austin Powers script I'd fucking write. It'd probably sound like a cross between that an a fucking Tarrantino flick. I can't spell Tarrantino nor do I give a fuck. He's rich and I would probably park his car for a fucking living given the right connections. Connections to be a Valet? Only in this fucking life. Anyway, I'm going to get back to the screen and stare mindlessly like Homer Fucking Simpson at doughnuts. The drool included. Who needs a fucking imagination when someone elses can be handed to you for only 299.99 a console.............Shit is fucked, what else is new. Welcome to blue collar America.....L8er.
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i like that you wrote about the video game in that way. heh, and that you went right back to it. but yes, i do think you could be gettin down with your creative self.... though maybe your brain just needs some time to chill. nothing wrong with that either. i had an earthworm jim habit not too long ago. i'm doing much better now. ;o)
wanna lick the ooey gooey innards of a puffy white powdered jelly doughnut..... wanna lick the sweat from a strangers brow. grrr. methinks i'm horny!