aj_paradiselost

So I'm out a the fucking bar tonight. It was jam fucking packed for a goddamn Tuesday night. Anyway, this really pretty chick that I see in there often comes over to me. She's all Goth'd out, and honestly, she is pretty as shit. She says for me to buy her a drink, I tell her to go fuck herself, that I don't BUY drinks for fucking chicks that ask, especially strangers. She tells me She is an SG. I had on my SG shirt by the way. She then goes on to say if I liked her tits, I told her I did but if I bought drinks for every girl whos fucking tits I liked not only would I be working for a living but I'd probably be a fucking career criminal on top of it. How fucking pathetic, she went from being a pretty chick to a pretty fucking stupid chick.
Oooooo, yer a pretty woman, can I please buy you a drink, fuck her and fuck that. Go find another asshole, a wink and a smile doesn't get you shit but the middle finger. I might have been born yesterday but I spent all of last night reading up. Find some other idiot to use, oh and if your gonna drink piss ass Golden Aniversary you might as well smoke crack. At least I might have more respect for you.........L8er.