In the past two days I've heard from three people that my sexual noises are "cute." (Note: this does not mean I've had sex with 3 people in the past two days. I have had sex with no people.) I think that's interesting, especially because when I was 14 my dad caught me masturbating but he thought the cat was just locked in my room and trying to get out.
Needless to say, all this talk about sex makes me want someone to cut off all my clothes right now. lol.
To all you lovely people who left me haikus - I am in the process of writing them back to you right now! I want to make them somewhat personal, so it may take awhile. Thanks for writing me! I loved them all!
Needless to say, all this talk about sex makes me want someone to cut off all my clothes right now. lol.
To all you lovely people who left me haikus - I am in the process of writing them back to you right now! I want to make them somewhat personal, so it may take awhile. Thanks for writing me! I loved them all!
I'm going to get my scissors, I'll be there in a minute