I left work early today so I would be home in time to watch Law and Order SVU. I fucking get home, and there is water all over my fucking entertainment center. I wipe it up, while thinking to myself, "What the fuck?" Then I go to turn the television on.
No go.
I realize there is water all underneath the television.
There was a big ass storm today. Does my roof leak? No. I don't have a roof. There is an apartment above me. But there aren't any pipes above me. Hmm. Curious.
I go upstairs to talk to my neighbor Amber. Turns out she used the other side of her sink today, and the fucking drain wasn't hooked up to anything, so it just poured into the space between our two apartments. And where is the ONLY hole in the god damned ceiling?! Above my entertainment center.
It's not Amber's fault. She's a sweet girl, and didn't know the pipes weren't hooked up. Once she realized it she hooked them up. I am going to make my landlords buy me another fucking television. Or knock some money off my rent. Or something. Because that is re-fucking-diculous.
And now I am missing all the Law and Orders tonight
Update: I lied when I said the only hole was above the entertainment center. There is also a hole in the closet. All the wood is probably rotting out. The floor in front of my closet is soaked, as well as the electronic stuff I had on the top shelf. I have no idea why my clothes aren't, but I guess I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.
On another note, I suck at relationships, evident by the fact that I am twice an ex-fiance. Like, that's almost as bad as an ex-wife. Blah
No go.
I realize there is water all underneath the television.
There was a big ass storm today. Does my roof leak? No. I don't have a roof. There is an apartment above me. But there aren't any pipes above me. Hmm. Curious.
I go upstairs to talk to my neighbor Amber. Turns out she used the other side of her sink today, and the fucking drain wasn't hooked up to anything, so it just poured into the space between our two apartments. And where is the ONLY hole in the god damned ceiling?! Above my entertainment center.
It's not Amber's fault. She's a sweet girl, and didn't know the pipes weren't hooked up. Once she realized it she hooked them up. I am going to make my landlords buy me another fucking television. Or knock some money off my rent. Or something. Because that is re-fucking-diculous.
And now I am missing all the Law and Orders tonight

Update: I lied when I said the only hole was above the entertainment center. There is also a hole in the closet. All the wood is probably rotting out. The floor in front of my closet is soaked, as well as the electronic stuff I had on the top shelf. I have no idea why my clothes aren't, but I guess I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.
On another note, I suck at relationships, evident by the fact that I am twice an ex-fiance. Like, that's almost as bad as an ex-wife. Blah

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dannydmc:
Sonubitch! That fucking sucks!! Listen, you need a place to watch TV until Friday give me a call and you can come on over. BTW, could you take in another cat?(see my journal)
nuclearpretzel:
That really sucks. That's the worst thing I've heard all week...and I spent a lot of the past week hanging out with my republican family.