aiden

damn!!! you guys missed it!!! hahahahaha...

so i roll into work this morning, still asleep. my boss hasn't come in yet.

i look at my co-worker (lets call her Olga) and decide that i'm gonna go back to bed.

i crawled under my desk and curled up into a ball to conserve heat, because my office building is fuckin 20 degrees below zero.

so i started to wake up to Olga yelling at the top of her lungs, "fuck you... blah blah blah..." on the phone.

i think to myself, "what the fuck? oh well... im sleeeeeeeepy..." and i start to dose off again.

didn't work. as soon as i laid my head down, Olga went tearing ass out the front door as the person she was yelling at (another co-worker... lets call her Lisa) comes walking in the office.

Lisa: "No no no..." as she pushed Olga back inside the office.
Olga: "fuck you bitch, get the fuck out of my way!" as she hits Lisa's hand away from her shoulder.
Lisa: "You fuckin bitch, you hit me!" as so throws a blow to Olga's face, but misses. :::damn i wish Olga had got hit!:::
Olga: "what?" and she throws some blows too.

hahahahah. it was hilarious. i didn't try to break it up b/c if they're gonna fight, then they're gonna fight. i just wanted them to take it outside so my boss didn't get in trouble and we get yelled at.
hahah, then everyone in our building ran outside of their office and came to see what was going down.
one mousy bitch, called the cops.
then Olga and Lisa argued some more.
Olga grabbed her shit and left, and Lisa started cleaning out her desk screaming, "i quit!!!".
Lisa left shortly after Olga did. meanwhile, im sitting at my desk fucking around on the computer. hahaha. i like Lisa alot, but she can handle her own shit. I wanted to jump in the punch Olga a few hundred times for being an abnoxious bitch but i value making money more than lame drama.
after half and hour the cops showed up. HALF AN HOUR??? shit, they both could have died by that time if they had knives! hahah, fuckin cops. worthless.

cop #1: "hello...." as he searches every room in our office.
me: "they aren't here."
cop #2: "what are you talking about?"
me: "you're here cos of the fight, right?"
cop#1: "yes."
me: "they left. they aren't here anymore."
cop#2: "where did they go?"
me: "i dunno."
cop#1: "do they work here?"
me: " yes."-- i was gonna lie to them but the mousy bitch down the hallway would have told the cops that they worked here anyway.
cop#2: "what were they fighting about?"
me: "i dunno. drama."
cop#2: "okay..."

the left. no report. nothing. what the fuck do cops actually do? harass punks like myself and give people tickets for no good reason. nothing really worth while. their goal in life is the be annoying dicks.

then my boss called, pissed. he asked me to write an incident report. fuckin a, man. i didnt want Lisa to quit, Olga should get fired for being a dumb ass bitch.

i got a raise! hehehe, b/c Lisa is leaving i get some of her duties (yay. syke!) but i get a dollar more and hour!!!

last night, at my mom's
pampered chef party we made over $800.00 which mean that i get 5 pots and pans, 3 knives, 4 scrapers for $270.00 but there worth way way more. they're awesome quality. i also get a bunch of tools free! freeeeeeeeeeeee! i love free shit!

this weekend, we're going to the desert to see the disclosed play in palm springs. i like the desert and i dont. it should be fun cos some of the norwalk boys are gonna go with us, but there's nothing to do out there!!! we have to leave saturday afternoon b/c Barbie and the Hookers are playing in pomona.

grrrr!

okay, gotta go back to work!

*aiden*