I'm in a pretty good mood tonight. Sometimes a walk downtown is better than going to the same ol' bar on a Friday night. This town can be a very entertaining place sometimes.
I joined a dating website a while back. Yes, that sounds lame as hell, but I'm having fun with it. In that spot where I'm supposed to describe myself, I describe my amputated finger. I also have "abortion" listed as one of my interests, and my "ideal first date" is murder and a good old fashioned rapin', in that order. The way I see it, if I can offend anyone before they even talk to me, they're probably just a waste of my time anyway. The ones that think it's fucking funny are the ones worth hanging out with. So far my filter is working quite nicely. Muahahahaha.
Gosh, I don't have shit to do tomorrow. Guess that's why I'm okay with still being awake at 5am. I am awfully sleepy though, so goodnight SG.
I joined a dating website a while back. Yes, that sounds lame as hell, but I'm having fun with it. In that spot where I'm supposed to describe myself, I describe my amputated finger. I also have "abortion" listed as one of my interests, and my "ideal first date" is murder and a good old fashioned rapin', in that order. The way I see it, if I can offend anyone before they even talk to me, they're probably just a waste of my time anyway. The ones that think it's fucking funny are the ones worth hanging out with. So far my filter is working quite nicely. Muahahahaha.
Gosh, I don't have shit to do tomorrow. Guess that's why I'm okay with still being awake at 5am. I am awfully sleepy though, so goodnight SG.
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But I do love that your about me section tells all about the E.T. finger!!!