So I've been single for maybe a month now, and I have still yet to even do so much as make out. I seem to get alot more attention from other people when I'm in a relationship, which tends to get me into trouble. 
I think I actually like being single though. It's been awhile, so I think I'm going to stay this way for awhile. I just need to get out more I guess.
So I'm in a local fetish troupe called "Contra Naturam". Our next show is March 25th, and I still have no idea what we're doing. The people behind the scenes have been script writing for the last few weeks. I'm anxious to know what they've come up with. I had alot of fun doing the last show, even though I didn't have any sleep the night before. It was my first show and there were over 300 people there, which was alot more than I expected, yet for some reason didn't make me feel nervous. Maybe I was enjoying the hot candle wax and the knives too much to really notice an audience. Haha!
So I don't really claim to be "goth" but I guess my style and choice of music pretty much puts me into that category. I always get weird people, mostly old people and rednecks, asking me why I'm "goth", so I came up with the best explaination I could think of...
I guess it all started about 5 years ago. I was kickin' it with my pal Jesus down at bible camp. We were joking around, and Jesus get's this idea. So he turns to me and says,
"You know what would really freak my dad out? Put on some black clothes and eyeliner, and pierce your face! Then just glare. Trust me, it'll be funny!"
So of course I give it a try. I came to bible camp the next day, completely dressed in black. The blackest eyeliner I could find smeared around my eyes, a metal ring shoved through my lip, two metal bars shoved through my tongue, and I glared. Glared at the people. Glared at the squirrels, then just glared at the sky. A couple hours later, Jesus comes running over, laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes.
"You should see the look on my dad's face!" he said. "He just about shit his robe!"
So I asked "doesn't this make him mad? Am I going to hell for this?"
Jesus replied "No man it's cool. As long as you and I are pals, you can get into heaven no matter what!"
So, to answer the said question, I'm goth because it freaks God out and Jesus thinks it's funny, and I can be as evil as I want, and I'll get into heaven no matter what, because I know the door guy.
I think I actually like being single though. It's been awhile, so I think I'm going to stay this way for awhile. I just need to get out more I guess.
So I'm in a local fetish troupe called "Contra Naturam". Our next show is March 25th, and I still have no idea what we're doing. The people behind the scenes have been script writing for the last few weeks. I'm anxious to know what they've come up with. I had alot of fun doing the last show, even though I didn't have any sleep the night before. It was my first show and there were over 300 people there, which was alot more than I expected, yet for some reason didn't make me feel nervous. Maybe I was enjoying the hot candle wax and the knives too much to really notice an audience. Haha!
So I don't really claim to be "goth" but I guess my style and choice of music pretty much puts me into that category. I always get weird people, mostly old people and rednecks, asking me why I'm "goth", so I came up with the best explaination I could think of...
I guess it all started about 5 years ago. I was kickin' it with my pal Jesus down at bible camp. We were joking around, and Jesus get's this idea. So he turns to me and says,
"You know what would really freak my dad out? Put on some black clothes and eyeliner, and pierce your face! Then just glare. Trust me, it'll be funny!"
So of course I give it a try. I came to bible camp the next day, completely dressed in black. The blackest eyeliner I could find smeared around my eyes, a metal ring shoved through my lip, two metal bars shoved through my tongue, and I glared. Glared at the people. Glared at the squirrels, then just glared at the sky. A couple hours later, Jesus comes running over, laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes.
"You should see the look on my dad's face!" he said. "He just about shit his robe!"
So I asked "doesn't this make him mad? Am I going to hell for this?"
Jesus replied "No man it's cool. As long as you and I are pals, you can get into heaven no matter what!"
So, to answer the said question, I'm goth because it freaks God out and Jesus thinks it's funny, and I can be as evil as I want, and I'll get into heaven no matter what, because I know the door guy.
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