Ted Leo needs to come back to Georgia. I pulled Hearts of Oak out again a few days ago, and I'm completely in love. He needs to come to GA and play a show so I can give him my money, because he deserves every penny that he gets. He is a guitar hero. I 
Ted Leo (and the Pharmacists).
The opening night of Porn Weekend was much fun. My SG book came in at Walden today (I need to send in the reciept to get army points!), so I brought that with, and it was the only thing we looked at all night which didn't make us all groan at some point or another. The Alice in Wonderland musical porn practically made fun of itself. And we got to see an ancient film of cavemen, it was, in fact, the invention of "tossing salad." Actually, educational porn was bit on the menu. We also watched disc one of Serenity's Roman Orgy. You know it's Roman because the guys don't take off their breastplates or mohawk helmets ever. Also, Ghengis Khan was there. Or maybe it was Attila the Hun. Either way, for a Roman orgy, it was awfully lacking in gay. But we kicked off the night with an old film made by the Navy. It was about how to prevent yourself from getting STDs. Twice, they put the word "prostitutes" on screen, with a bunch of pictures of the same drawing of a woman underneath. The worst part was when they showed you what to do after intercourse, to make sure you weren't infected. If you didn't have a place with penis washing sinks nearby, you were to go the to a regular sink and thoroughly wash your penis, testicles, groin, stomach, inner things, hands, and probably something else. But not take a shower. Then, you were supposed to take this certain ointment and actually squirt half the tube IN your penis, then hold the hole shut so it stays in and massage it for about three minutes to get the stuff all up ins. Did I mention this ointment contained mercury? Then, you were supposed to rub it all over the outside of your genitals for about 5 minutes. Leave the stuff inside for about 4-5 hours, and the stuff outside about 12 hours, and don't foget to wrap the whole package in waxed paper so you don't soil your clothes. If you were near a place that had penis washing sinks, you were supposed to wash in the same way(only with a sink specially designed for penis washing), but then trained male nurses would squirt a silver-based liquid inside, and still rub the mercury-based ointment on the outside. Oh, I forgot to mention, unrinating is a good way to just get and bacteria or germs or what have you out. The urine will just push all the STD right out.
Ah 70s, you did so much for hairstyles and sexual health.
I nearly forgot, according to the Navy, if a woman will have sex with you, she's probably riddled with STDs. Just in case you were wondering, that's where STDs come from. Women. Women have STDs. According to the Navy.
Ted Leo (and the Pharmacists).
The opening night of Porn Weekend was much fun. My SG book came in at Walden today (I need to send in the reciept to get army points!), so I brought that with, and it was the only thing we looked at all night which didn't make us all groan at some point or another. The Alice in Wonderland musical porn practically made fun of itself. And we got to see an ancient film of cavemen, it was, in fact, the invention of "tossing salad." Actually, educational porn was bit on the menu. We also watched disc one of Serenity's Roman Orgy. You know it's Roman because the guys don't take off their breastplates or mohawk helmets ever. Also, Ghengis Khan was there. Or maybe it was Attila the Hun. Either way, for a Roman orgy, it was awfully lacking in gay. But we kicked off the night with an old film made by the Navy. It was about how to prevent yourself from getting STDs. Twice, they put the word "prostitutes" on screen, with a bunch of pictures of the same drawing of a woman underneath. The worst part was when they showed you what to do after intercourse, to make sure you weren't infected. If you didn't have a place with penis washing sinks nearby, you were to go the to a regular sink and thoroughly wash your penis, testicles, groin, stomach, inner things, hands, and probably something else. But not take a shower. Then, you were supposed to take this certain ointment and actually squirt half the tube IN your penis, then hold the hole shut so it stays in and massage it for about three minutes to get the stuff all up ins. Did I mention this ointment contained mercury? Then, you were supposed to rub it all over the outside of your genitals for about 5 minutes. Leave the stuff inside for about 4-5 hours, and the stuff outside about 12 hours, and don't foget to wrap the whole package in waxed paper so you don't soil your clothes. If you were near a place that had penis washing sinks, you were supposed to wash in the same way(only with a sink specially designed for penis washing), but then trained male nurses would squirt a silver-based liquid inside, and still rub the mercury-based ointment on the outside. Oh, I forgot to mention, unrinating is a good way to just get and bacteria or germs or what have you out. The urine will just push all the STD right out.
Ah 70s, you did so much for hairstyles and sexual health.
I nearly forgot, according to the Navy, if a woman will have sex with you, she's probably riddled with STDs. Just in case you were wondering, that's where STDs come from. Women. Women have STDs. According to the Navy.
chazstrummer:
i think i'll take the historical porn over the educational!