damn strippers...i was getting a lapdance and she said to me "before the dance i said mine are 20" and i never heard that at all. because there wasnt much conversation i can actually remember what we said. so i felt bad cause i didnt have enough so for collateral till i go back tomorrow she kept my phone. and the worst part is the dance sucked...she tried lifting up my shirt but pulled up my underwear...ouch...the jokes on her....i farted on her.......crap
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That's classic.