agentofoblivion

I saw this, liked it, so I filled it out and posted it here.


DEADLY SINS SURVEY


WRATH

1. Who did you last get angry with? My Daughter's Mother.

2. What is your weapon of choice? Silence, soft spoken words.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? No.

4. How about of the same sex? Every day of my life if given the opportunity.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I am not sure, I am generally pretty oblivious to this sort of stuff.

6. What is your pet peeve? People giving advice in regards to my child.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I do not hold serious grudges, though I extract vengeance for the sake of humor sometimes.



SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't? Sleep

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? I work nights so its not odd for me to wake up at strange hours, the longest I have ever slept was 13 hours.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Lorne

4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I am not good at making up excuses. I generally just tell the truth and come off heartless.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? no.

6. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? never.


GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie starbucks beverage of choice? I drink too much redbull and Monster

2. Meat eater? Beef, chicken, no pork

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing? Enough.

4. Are you comfortable with your eating habits? I am very inconsistent, so thats probably not good.

5. Do you like candy? Not really, but I have been eating it frequently lately.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy? Salty

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch?"? Yes.


LUST

1. Have you seen anyone naked? Um....

2. Has anyone seen you naked? Maybe

3. Have you ever felt yourself wanting a person after seeing them only once? Yes, but not in a long time.

4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Eyes, Lips, Neck

5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No.


GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own? 2

2. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Buy famous art and destroy it.

3. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Notorious.

4. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Yes.



PRIDE

1. What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? Raising my Daughter Alone.


2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? I do not have parents.

3. What thing would you like to accomplish later in your life? Find consistent resolve to finish what I start.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? I am the least competitive person alive.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yes, and lost on purpose too.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? I have cheated to mess things up, but not to win.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of? I wrote about three paragraphs of prose.


ENVY

1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? A first edition printing of the King in Yellow by RW Chambers.

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Satan.

3. If you could be anyone who has existed in the world, who would you be? Harry Houdini.

4. Have you ever been cheated on? No.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? No.