I work in a bookshop, it is another of my many contradictions.
I see every book that comes into the shop, which is ace. Often, I'll see a book that will remind me of someone or I'll think "Ohhh, I know who'll like that..."
So, A quick run down of book based musings for today.... Read More
1# Being woken by tiny puppy dog. Bless you, you hairy little thing. Now get out of my room.
2# Falling down the stairs. Not an embarrassing stumble, A full on, running in a hurry, make a full on mis-step into dreadful empty air and plummet, rolling a screaming to the cold hard ground.
There should've been more to the rest of that, but it appears I'm currently writing the crap out, so I've stopped showing off until I go back to being good. Rest assured, nothing works out as it appears it does.
The One is Devious/amoral. The One has ulterior/hidden motives. The One is complex/secretive.
I came home first today, to stately Black Manor. As usual, I... Read More
That'd look good on any reference. Or in an interview...
"Can you give us an example of your organisational experience?"
"I once organised a fight"
"That's not that impressive.."
"Between 300 hundred men"
"I THOUGHT I'd seen you on the news!"
"The Two reporting to The One. Subject is found, Subject is safe, within parameters decreed by doctrine. Awaiting further instruction by The One. The Two Awaits - The Two Is Patient, Prepared."
Two insectile centaurs stood before the astronaut, Ant like, armoured abdomens and thoraxes, black and oil slick smooth, shining like black obsidian glass - looking dense and heavy. Their midsections rose up like... Read More
I like this one, but I think you end it too soon and too abruptly, I'd like to have learnt a little more about The Two/One.
I think you should check out Grant Morrison's run on Doom Patrol. The man throws out more sublimely insane ideas in an issue than most people could manage in a whole book. He did a storyline about a travelling, transvestite street called Danny The Street, for christssakes.
The Vikings sent their dead out to sea with their sword and their possessions alongside them. Their horses, dogs, slaves and women next to them in a long boat, put out to sea with provisions for the journey.
The ship would sail out of sight, burning into the night.
I can't help but feel some connection.
This far from home, the Earth isn't even a... Read More
Every had a good cry in zero gravity? It's beautiful. Each tear slowly detaches and floats away from your face as surface tension gives way. Cry for long enough, or hard enough, and you're surrounded by a tiny contellation of wobbling crystal balls, tiny and salt perfect.
Cheers dude The punch bag might be a good option - we've got a garage, so I might be able to find space... I need to find something aerobic, basically. It's just fitness and weight loss I'm bothered about, I've proven many times recently that I'm mighty
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The punch bag might be a good option - we've got a garage, so I might be able to find space... I need to find something aerobic, basically. It's just fitness and weight loss I'm bothered about, I've proven many times recently that I'm mighty 