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VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
almostfamous:
are you talking about ben?
almostfamous:
well i do apologise, i wasn't aware you needed my help getting rid of girls, obviously i'd have done what i could had i known.

shame you didn't get shot of ben though, he is persistent. next time you tickle him to the ground just leg it before he gets his breath back.
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Whilst other people have been living their dissolute and immoral lives - I'm talking about you, Ben - I've been hanging out with my brother before he goes to China.

Things discussed - What would the world be like if the mongols had conquered Europe, and then after consolidating their victories, moved into sub-saharan Africa?

The finer points of militant fashion - Shamags and AK's...
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poptard:
don't start with the fight club again!

were know were this led don't we! and i'n not going back to 2002 again either!
poptard:
what have ai herd what?


shall we go see the drips, i think you'll like em

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VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
barny:
naked jelly wrestling COOOOOOOMMMEEEEEE OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!
acwildheart:
In the words of the Mighty Boosh, it looks like he's about to take someone out for a meal with Mr and Mrs Pain and order up a side portion of Violent Quiche.
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Once upon a time,
This bloke here created a website called Big Robot, which was home to all manner of aceness and oddity, which has spawned An Album, and you can listen to a fragment of it.
foralways:
you mean fragment?
mck:
Rossignol! I haven't seen him in years.
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its_matt:
my version on jeebus would look like the drummer from kings of leon, i would imagine.

Its a shame how people pin there insane ideals on their gods. i cant think of a single god who ever said 'kill everyone that disagrees with me' yet somewhere along the line, some idiot has interpreted some quite innocent passage of their holy book to mean that. surely the best thing would to achieve peace now on earth while we are living than constantly state how much better things are going to be when you die.
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My mouse is Fucked. Horribly Horribly Fucked. Like a pretty young man's first day in Gen Pop fucked.

This makes using the internerd horribly difficult. So, you know, If you've got a comment, recently, feel blessed, it took about five minutes, and a whole lotta swearing.

The kinda swearing that makes a fella's nose bleed.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
acwildheart:
Aye, having been there I realise it's about as frustrating as a spoon with a hole in it. frown
johnnyforeigner:
The kind of swearing that could kill a chicken? shocked

I'm declaring myself Sheriff of this dump ARRR!!!
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VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
crackheidi:
Hurt a lot, just about as much as I could take, felt the endorphins kick in after 10 mins or so, but they did precious little good. I'm happy though.
opalia:
hey how you doing?
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What to talk about today... oh! How about me! That's a brilliant idea!

Specifically, lets focus on one of my many, many contradictions.

I am named after a saint, because my parent's are clever clever quick quick, and realised that it wouldn't go out of fashion, and also, wouldn't make me sound like a twat - like, say for example, 'Wayne' would.

Saint Paul is...
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foralways:
All I can say is...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

What went wrong?! ha

johnnyforeigner:
Mercy shocked
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Let's talk about my profile...

MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

Has it actually been that long? Two years? TWO YEARS? What the hell have I been doing with my life? Damn I'm a bum..

AGE: 24 (Dec 05, 1981)

I used to be so young... This actually bothers me massively. By the time my mum was this age, she'd already had me and my brother and...
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VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
foralways:
I'm still here for the pretty girls. blush
poptard:
your also two years

fucking ell we are S-A-D