I might bleach my hair again.
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In the five hundred and seventy sixth year of the Golden Suzeraincy, during the reign of Ibrahim the Seventh, The Just and Truthful, Scrouge of the Barbarian Wastes, Defender Of The Faithful, Marshall of The Three Great Seas, Arch Duke of the Vassal Kingdoms and Prime-Hierach Elect to the Free States, Who sat upon the Carmine Throne Of Ulrich - Father of his Line and...
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hermes:
Ok, now I'm intrigued... 
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thenonstopdancer:
True, your best advice is no advice.
True, your best advice is no advice.
its_matt:
we should hang out or at least have double dates with our ficitional girlfriends.
I am swimming in vaccines. My arms ache a little, and I'm worrying that they'll go weird and manky and my tattoos, specifically the Hedy Lamarr one, are going to be ruined.
Confession.
I am a tiny bit sexist. This is why.
Girl: What's that?
Me: It's a drum machine.
Girl: Where are the sticks?
Confession.
I am a tiny bit sexist. This is why.
Girl: What's that?
Me: It's a drum machine.
Girl: Where are the sticks?
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super:
Yeah! It's funnier than the 1st, but they've stopped showing the eps for now... 
johnnyforeigner:
Me: You're growing a moustache
Sister: Where?!?
Sister: Where?!?
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johnnyforeigner:
Do you reckon they do the art of war as a book on tape?
And your dog is cute
And your dog is cute
johnnyforeigner:
I'm disciplined! My sock drawer is incredibly neat
Life in the country can sometimes be a little dull.
You liven it up as best you can by doing stupid stupid things, like yelling "Release the hounds!" when you let the dogs out, even if that makes you feel a little bit inadequate, because you've only got two dogs.
That problem was solved when I came home from worlk this evening. We've gotten another...
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You liven it up as best you can by doing stupid stupid things, like yelling "Release the hounds!" when you let the dogs out, even if that makes you feel a little bit inadequate, because you've only got two dogs.
That problem was solved when I came home from worlk this evening. We've gotten another...
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johnnyforeigner:
^^^I'll do it then.
Bitches love you cos they know that you can rock.
Bitches love you cos they know that you can rhyme
Bitches love you cos they know that you can rock.
Bitches love you cos they know that you can rhyme
its_matt:
and one less animal to worry about due to the demise of the rabbit.
Overall, a good weekend.
A while ago I got a bit depressed because i thought that stinging nettles didn't hurt anymore. On the way into work there's a patch growing as I walk in, and in the spirit of investigation, I jabbed my hand in it.
I was alittle shock that I didn't really get stung. I assumed that I didn't get a full hit,...
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A while ago I got a bit depressed because i thought that stinging nettles didn't hurt anymore. On the way into work there's a patch growing as I walk in, and in the spirit of investigation, I jabbed my hand in it.
I was alittle shock that I didn't really get stung. I assumed that I didn't get a full hit,...
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foralways:
you can eat stinging nettles. i don't mean you should, but you can and people do.
The pipettes think they invented polka dots, for this i dislike them, although they do have pretty faces.
The pipettes think they invented polka dots, for this i dislike them, although they do have pretty faces.
glassmachine:
Eugh, I'm with you on the tagging system. I'm not going to hit the site and search for "flaps" and nobody else should.
Since when was Kiwi fruit available in cartons?
Since when was Kiwi fruit available in cartons?
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pinklet:
HAHAHAHA! it ate its face! thats gross!
Bless your cat!
Bless your cat!
its_matt:
cats are pure evil. Which is in turn why they are awesome. My cat is a whore, for example.
Nothing's really going on, I'm just changing this because I'm fussy like that.
Having said that, this year's been really quiet and stable, and now all of a sudden, everything seems to be kicking off in the next few months. Exciting times ahead. Until my life kicks up a gear, I shall currently detail some of the ingredients of my brain stew.
Quasimoto - The...
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Having said that, this year's been really quiet and stable, and now all of a sudden, everything seems to be kicking off in the next few months. Exciting times ahead. Until my life kicks up a gear, I shall currently detail some of the ingredients of my brain stew.
Quasimoto - The...
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djtinbox:
I walked home in new shoes-such a bad idea.They're healing up good now though.
Quasimoto is awesome although sadly i own only 2 songs but they are on the i-pod though so i get to hear them all the time,hurrah!
Quasimoto is awesome although sadly i own only 2 songs but they are on the i-pod though so i get to hear them all the time,hurrah!
djtinbox:
I think even barbed wire would have made less mess. 
A Pattern Has Been Discovered
Ally
Katie
Becky
Poppy
Kelly
Amy
Ashlee
This year, I will mostly be avoiding girls whose names end in a E sound.
Ally
Katie
Becky
Poppy
Kelly
Amy
Ashlee
This year, I will mostly be avoiding girls whose names end in a E sound.
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poptard:
err its a prerelses copy of the new album paul
one i'm willing to copy for you so you can have a listen way before itachally coems out
more intresded now?
one i'm willing to copy for you so you can have a listen way before itachally coems out
more intresded now?
poptard:
good err lever you car window open a slice and i'll chuck it in there on the way to work tomorrow
I'll probably wind up as Dr.Orpheus though....