It's been a funny old couple of weeks - Let's have a recap.
There's been a lot of empty talk concerning the migration of polish workers into the country. I tend to not comment on stuff like this, because I think it's fairly apparent that Britain has always been and will always bea mongrel nation, and all this PANICKED HYSTERIA merely reveals who the pricks...
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There's been a lot of empty talk concerning the migration of polish workers into the country. I tend to not comment on stuff like this, because I think it's fairly apparent that Britain has always been and will always bea mongrel nation, and all this PANICKED HYSTERIA merely reveals who the pricks...
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A little Something to start this post off.
A lot of people have been asking about this, so prepare yourselves. I'm going to give you the comprehensive guide on how to pull me.
STEP 1: Appearance.
Foolish people may consider this the biggest hurdle in their quest to get me doing the freak nasty with them. After all, I used to be a personal trainer....
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A lot of people have been asking about this, so prepare yourselves. I'm going to give you the comprehensive guide on how to pull me.
STEP 1: Appearance.
Foolish people may consider this the biggest hurdle in their quest to get me doing the freak nasty with them. After all, I used to be a personal trainer....
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its_matt:
milk before hot water is insane, complete madness.
And i seem to have tired of beating heart baby, it used to thrill me so, maybe we should head to relate.
And i seem to have tired of beating heart baby, it used to thrill me so, maybe we should head to relate.
glassmachine:
I'm beating contemporary fiction back with a ironic, poststructuralist, shitty stick.
But once I've done that, I'm going to hit Sexing the Cherry.
My woman pulled me by reading books about impossibly complex scientific subjects that my pathetic brain could not even begin to comprehend. And you're right about emo.
But once I've done that, I'm going to hit Sexing the Cherry.
My woman pulled me by reading books about impossibly complex scientific subjects that my pathetic brain could not even begin to comprehend. And you're right about emo.
Woooooooooooh!
Weekend!
Fuck yeah!
This Weekend's theme has mostly been CONFUSION.
Example: This weekend I forgot I was supposed to be in London, saying goodbye to A prettty french girl. I feel a bit stupid that I missed it, but I always acted like a twat around hologram, and generally just sort of giggled and starred at my feet, so it was probably...
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Weekend!
Fuck yeah!
This Weekend's theme has mostly been CONFUSION.
Example: This weekend I forgot I was supposed to be in London, saying goodbye to A prettty french girl. I feel a bit stupid that I missed it, but I always acted like a twat around hologram, and generally just sort of giggled and starred at my feet, so it was probably...
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its_matt:
Hey sometimes its the only way to shut people up.
But what if there was a blinf guy and his dog wouldnt stop barking, who would you punch?
But what if there was a blinf guy and his dog wouldnt stop barking, who would you punch?
its_matt:
WRONG!
cousindell:
I'm so going to your funeral..never thought I would say that to someone, but i'm with you on that one. Drone hymns at my funeral and I will come back and haunt you.
Two tickets to the gun show?
Two tickets to the gun show?
I wish MySpace was actually like this.
Gym Class heroes are my new favourite thing at the moment. Enjoy!
Gym Class heroes are my new favourite thing at the moment. Enjoy!
super:
Check out 'The Queen & I', if you haven't already.
cousindell:
I knew you would be the first to comment on my journal you little bundle of testosterone you, all hail the dead lift. Sound like a good day for war games.
Right. I've been wondering about how to do this update, and how I was going to talk about everything I saw, And the things we all talked about about, and the HARD THINKING THOUGHTS that where generated, but I can't, because it'd be too fucking vast and complex and myriad and inchoate for me to condense down into a single essay, much like Beijing, or...
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IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.
Proper update tomorrow. Fear me, Mortals.
Proper update tomorrow. Fear me, Mortals.
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sky:
did you have a good time and are you going to neils birthday?
cousindell:
Make with the journal already 
I'm going to China!
While I'm gone:
Stand Up Straight.
Get Your Hair Cut
Feed The Pony.
Also...
What I'm going to do is, I'm going to give you a theme for a compilation album, and you're going to suggest a song that fits, in whatever fashion you think is best.
The Theme Is:
Music to be Spiteful By.
Let's get it on.
While I'm gone:
Stand Up Straight.
Get Your Hair Cut
Feed The Pony.
Also...
What I'm going to do is, I'm going to give you a theme for a compilation album, and you're going to suggest a song that fits, in whatever fashion you think is best.
The Theme Is:
Music to be Spiteful By.
Let's get it on.
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cousindell:
be a good boy!
poptard:
i susgest my Alt country self penned number
''shit kicking flavor ponce''
classic song
'don't be a mupet, your fucking ponce, you've got a tractor for a face, and you mums a horse'
''shit kicking flavor ponce''
classic song
'don't be a mupet, your fucking ponce, you've got a tractor for a face, and you mums a horse'
Better do a proper update before I go to China... where to begin? Gah, i hate this, sit down in fornt of the computer, and my head goes blank... Ummm, better fall back to my old favourite, Mocking Yanqui Dogs.
Death Of A President
UK broadcaster Channel 4, who made the mock documentary, said it explored the effects of the War on Terror on the...
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Death Of A President
UK broadcaster Channel 4, who made the mock documentary, said it explored the effects of the War on Terror on the...
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johnnyforeigner:
STOP PUTTING IDEAS IN MY HEAD BEFORE I TRAMPLE HILLARY ARMSTRONG 
sky:
when do you go to china? and how long for? are you visiting your brother? so many questions!
I think I have a serious problem.
However, today was a NICE DAY FOR A WHITE WEDDING!
Yeah, It was a nice day TO START AGAIN!!!!!
However, today was a NICE DAY FOR A WHITE WEDDING!
Yeah, It was a nice day TO START AGAIN!!!!!
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btiddles:
thanks for the story on my blog!
caramel:
My, we are being competitive today. May I assume you've read the bloody thing then?
BTW you busy tonight? That spare ticket for Lordi is still going if you're up for it...