People I could break with my bare hands.
Male Models
Anyone who thinks Conan is a bad movie.
Vegans
Lego People
Male Models
Anyone who thinks Conan is a bad movie.
Vegans
Lego People
Long Story Short, I ain't working at Fitness First Now More, It was fun, but it's over. Here are some of my editted highlights, for you lucky, lucky people.
1# The mini saga of Dodgy Ahmet the Turk, attempted via a swingers website to get a little hot 'n' horny action in the sauna and was hunted in a tense and suspenseful game of cat...
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1# The mini saga of Dodgy Ahmet the Turk, attempted via a swingers website to get a little hot 'n' horny action in the sauna and was hunted in a tense and suspenseful game of cat...
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poptard:
you left.. what you doing now then..?
hummmm.....chav girls, i bet you like 50 cent really
hummmm.....chav girls, i bet you like 50 cent really
Trying To Psyche myself up for Monday Morning.
Will Be Best Damn Personal Trainer there is!
Will not look Intimidating!
Will Try Not to break the stunted little runt who annoy's me with his very existence.
Yes.
In other news, I want to go to Iceland, Then barcelona, Then... Someplace else. Suggestions?
Will Be Best Damn Personal Trainer there is!
Will not look Intimidating!
Will Try Not to break the stunted little runt who annoy's me with his very existence.
Yes.
In other news, I want to go to Iceland, Then barcelona, Then... Someplace else. Suggestions?
poptard:
ah i bet i won't kiss her again though
i went iceland, i want to go again its amazing, and its only 250 for a basic holiday
i went iceland, i want to go again its amazing, and its only 250 for a basic holiday
poptard:
hell yer i know.. gonna save up and go again
Gah, bloody getting up early on a Saturday.
Attention Fat People of Romford/Essex area; Don't bother booking me on saturday morning.
I know you're thinking, "but I never do anything on a saturday morning, I'll train then...", But let me explain some things.
YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING ON A SATURDAY MORNING BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKED FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE.
Remember this, and you won't book me...
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Attention Fat People of Romford/Essex area; Don't bother booking me on saturday morning.
I know you're thinking, "but I never do anything on a saturday morning, I'll train then...", But let me explain some things.
YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING ON A SATURDAY MORNING BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKED FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE.
Remember this, and you won't book me...
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vitriolicunt:
thats right, send those vibes out, they'll get it with enough little seeds taking hold...
poptard:
i kissed little Alex ekk!!!!!!!
ah well she's hot, out friday..?
ah well she's hot, out friday..?
Job is looking up. Woot Woot!
Need to look into getting an Amateur Boxing Assoc. qualification, as one to one boxing training is well popular at the moment, on the fitness 'scene'.
Fighting and exercising, combined into one! I've never been so happy!
Need to look into getting an Amateur Boxing Assoc. qualification, as one to one boxing training is well popular at the moment, on the fitness 'scene'.
Fighting and exercising, combined into one! I've never been so happy!
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vitriolicunt:
in ref to G1's lil comment; welsh? bloody hell why dont i know that?
anyway, just saw your inquisition thread, hello and welcome, you amusing person.
empty fridge here now bad. when did you set yourself on fire?
anyway, just saw your inquisition thread, hello and welcome, you amusing person.
empty fridge here now bad. when did you set yourself on fire?
poptard:
hay, mics birthday this weekend end at his house saturday fr BBQ, wanna drop mehome
nudge nudge wink wink
nudge nudge wink wink
Pacino says; "Woo-Hah!"
Personal Training early this morning, so no party for me, apparently it was good.
This... vexes me.
Starting to earn a bit more money with this whole Personal training lark, still not enough to fuel my deep twisted need for fancy clothes and Pop Culture.
I haven't bought a comic in ages, I feel a little deprived. I want to try and...
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Personal Training early this morning, so no party for me, apparently it was good.
This... vexes me.
Starting to earn a bit more money with this whole Personal training lark, still not enough to fuel my deep twisted need for fancy clothes and Pop Culture.
I haven't bought a comic in ages, I feel a little deprived. I want to try and...
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poptard:
haha, i could have spent 400 in fobbiden plaent the other day
ekk!
ekk!
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agentblack:
God Bless us! Eveyone!
*Cough*
/<tiny tim>
*Cough*
/<tiny tim>
tilly:
mmmm, groin strain 
Things I need...
New Buttocks, after sitting in traffic on the M25 for THREE HOURS OF MY LIFE THAT I WILL NEVER GET BACK.
A Shower.
Healthy Natural Sleep.
Gesus of Chelmsford to get on msn in the next hour and a half.
So Mote It Be.
New Buttocks, after sitting in traffic on the M25 for THREE HOURS OF MY LIFE THAT I WILL NEVER GET BACK.
A Shower.
Healthy Natural Sleep.
Gesus of Chelmsford to get on msn in the next hour and a half.
So Mote It Be.
Being off the internet is... crap.
I would so like to run into the sophisticated wit who developed the sasser virus.
For now, I shall console myself with trainer shopping from the comfort of my computer.
I would so like to run into the sophisticated wit who developed the sasser virus.
For now, I shall console myself with trainer shopping from the comfort of my computer.
poptard:
i have new hair, i have new hair, traaa laa laaa
Things to remember.
Go to Bed.
Stop Ranting at Strangers On the Internet.
Give G back his CD's
Ring Bank.
Ah, my exciting fun filled world of dynanism.
Go to Bed.
Stop Ranting at Strangers On the Internet.
Give G back his CD's
Ring Bank.
Ah, my exciting fun filled world of dynanism.
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poptard:
stop replying to your own jornal
smell ya later
smell ya later
poptard:
heres the perfect pic for ya mate
