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I bought the Complete Chronicles of Conan today.

Therefore, expect me to be out of contact for the next... ohhh I don't know... Two weeks.

Fare You Well, Weaklings.

CROM!
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creamygoodness:
I... I... I honestly don't know if that was a joke or not... surreal
creamygoodness:
Most importantly: Was that guy naked just now?
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It's twenty to twelve. I'm going to do chins and press ups till I fall down and cry.

Go Team Macho Bullshit!
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foralways:
How could i forget? Maybe I should leave you to do your manly working out...
foralways:
It's your fault i'm not going to be able to get to sleep tonight. blush
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Things About Paul That Are Not Commonly Known.

1#I cry at films.

Let's just make this clear. Romantic Movies, indeed, tear jerkers of any description (Boy meets girls, girl meets terminal disease, cue music) leave my eyes bone dry and my skull bzzing with the dull whine of a Killing Rage.

However, films featuring combat scenes of frightening intensity will make me spontaenously sob...
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thenonstopdancer:

I sense WAR !
caramel:
Pah. Spoilsport.
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The central doctrine of my task here is to "record without judgement or hypothesis."

I am merely a junior (very junior) academic. More senior collegues will work to unlock the puzzles I record. My job here is to merely observe.

I hold no illusions about my work, it is not important enough to even warrant the presence of a Caliban Unit. I spend my days...
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matt87:
wink

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matt87:
tune in next week....good read ARRR!!!
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opalia:
Gwynnie in Sliding Doors (blond)
Jake in Jarhead (mainly cos he gets his top off a lot more)

1.don't know
2. don't know
3. Black Beauty by Anna Sewell

You've def thrown down the origami gauntlet, it may take me ages but I'm gonna have to try do that now.
munch:
tenebaums gwynnie
darko jake (cos of the skeleton suit)

1. huh? i think there was a turtle one somewhere, but i can't for the life of me remember it, or where it was from

2. a little fat maori with a tattooed face

3. oh, i think Where The Wild Things Live is a damn good choice - or his follow-up book, One Monster After Another
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johnnyforeigner:
It's cool, if she wasn't mute before, she definitely is now smile

Seriously, it was very good advice confused
johnnyforeigner:
I'm fairly sure with her I don't need to. Put it this way, for me to be fairly sure a girl's interested, she needs to be about as subtle as a bag of hammers confused
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Paul is fuelled by hate. Because he is a generous and loving god, he will share his hate with you.

1# Doreen Virtue.
This is the big one at the moment. This is the one that makes me taste blood, and the oily smoke of burning flesh.

Doreen Virtue makes a fuckload of cash from... I can't even describe it, you've got eyes, you can...
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fleurdeguerre:
Now, Paul, I think you are awesome, and I hope I can call you a friend but I really have to face your wrath and say something here.

While Doreen Virtue is one of those that churns out this soulless "self-help" stuff endlessly and is no doubt making a hefty living out of it, I mean I don't know the woman so I couldn't possibly comment on her motives. But Id just like to say that my mum is also one of those people, you probably stock her books on the very same shelf as Dorren Virtue's. But she is one of the most loving, gentle people I have ever known, and she genuinely feels that by writing books about the angels she believes in she is reaching the right people and helping them. Because, they wouldn't pick up and buy her books if they weren't looking for something that she might be able to provide.

People in the third world won't be buying her books and won't be asking her for a reiki healing session, but when she's helped relieve chronic pain my dad's suffered for years, and brought my brother down from the edge of nervous collapse, as well as infinitely improving her own happiness in life, well you can't argue with that. She's brought a lot of peace to a lot of people, and if she's made money out of that, well that's just an added advantage. If she didn't help some people, she wouldn't have any "fans" or people buying her other books.

Now I've said that I will say she doesn't have a pony tail, but I suspect some of the items in her wardobe could be classed as Batik. Well. I can't defend everything can I?

Hope you're not mad, but I had to say my piece. frown
johnnyforeigner:
I believe in intelligent design. Come on, you think something as wonderful as me could happen by accident? confused
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Friday Night!

Friday means laugh and shout and grin and dance and kiss and sweat and hot and noise and swapping numbers like you swap spit, jeans on 'dangerous low', hopes up higher than the volume and tattoos on show, Alpha Male Behaviour to mix with the Beta Blockers, Nice and clean from the shower, still got a dirty mouth. The clean skin stink gets...
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acwildheart:
...or in my case, quiet pint at the pub then home for a very drunken session of Gamecube playing. biggrin
poppystrike:
Ja. It was nice to have a quasi-serious conversation.

Although I don't know how 'all grown-up' i'm being, I mean today we she took photo's of me pretending to be a fly with a bra over my eyes.

Super-mature.