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"My Day's better than Your Day."

Are you sitting comfortably?

No? Life's hard. Moving on...

Spent the day with pretty pretty Kelly. On paper, no progress was made, because we said goodbye with a kiss on the cheek. But.

BUT. The Eye Contact. I say again, in capital letters, The Eye Contact. Like some kind of physical force.

Added to the 'too cool for school' posing by the beach in the hot hot sun, with all that 'accidental' body contact that I'm the world'd greatest fan of, I've been having a pretty good day.

We ended up at a nice pub somewhere in Essex, enjoying the sun and chatting about ohhhh, everything until about half eight, with ice cream as an added bonus.

I am the worlds greatest almost boyfriend. Bow Before Me. Praise Me As Your King.

As your ruler, I recognise that not all of you are as favoured by Eternal Blue Heaven as I am. Therefore, I gift you with these two stories which have made me smile, so that you too may know my joy, in some small part.


Fish!
Cannon!

Give Thanks!