I spent the day in bed, with a headache.
That's right baby, check out my rock and roll lifestyle!
Good idea when you've got a headache is to stay very still, and drink lots of fluids, especially if you're me.
My fucked up metabolism means I can:
Lose weight without concentrating.
Achieve a level of hyperactivity equivalent to three five year olds pumped full of E numbers or One Iggy Pop, fun house era
Dehydrate like a slug in Death Valley
Bearing this in mind, taking the dogs for walk at half twelve is a bad idea.
Mad Dogs, Englishmen, Midday sun. I stayed out there so long I was convinced I was Sex-Jesus. Didn't help my headache though. So I came back indoors, drank roughly a bath tub full of water, and wondered how come only the tops of my shoulders were sunburnt.
What did you do that was so great then?
That's right baby, check out my rock and roll lifestyle!
Good idea when you've got a headache is to stay very still, and drink lots of fluids, especially if you're me.
My fucked up metabolism means I can:
Lose weight without concentrating.
Achieve a level of hyperactivity equivalent to three five year olds pumped full of E numbers or One Iggy Pop, fun house era
Dehydrate like a slug in Death Valley
Bearing this in mind, taking the dogs for walk at half twelve is a bad idea.
Mad Dogs, Englishmen, Midday sun. I stayed out there so long I was convinced I was Sex-Jesus. Didn't help my headache though. So I came back indoors, drank roughly a bath tub full of water, and wondered how come only the tops of my shoulders were sunburnt.
What did you do that was so great then?
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"The Swedish judge was not impressed, marking us down for use of lego and biscuit cereal in the same entry"
"Twat"
"Indeed"
How's your week been?