Oh Fucking Hell, I almost Forgot.
I've been meaning to harp on about this for ages, but I keep forgetting.
Kelly Osbourne. I'm in love again. I'm helpless.
The new song One Word is Dark Pop-tastic, and the video is even better, it's like some old french science fiction thing, and it's ace.
Somehow, I have to meet her, and then come out with a better line than "I want to be your battered husband."
This is my plan for 2005. Oh yes.

I've been meaning to harp on about this for ages, but I keep forgetting.
Kelly Osbourne. I'm in love again. I'm helpless.
The new song One Word is Dark Pop-tastic, and the video is even better, it's like some old french science fiction thing, and it's ace.
Somehow, I have to meet her, and then come out with a better line than "I want to be your battered husband."
This is my plan for 2005. Oh yes.

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will you be coming along?
i totally agree with the airbrush comments too, surely you can't have forgotten her ugly mug on the Osbournes so soon?!