agentblack

There are few rules that I follow in this nasty wasted life of mine. But are few are inviolate.

Here are a few to mull over.

Trainers, not shoes.

If you like the Princess Bride, we will get on.

The Higher you wear your strides, the Deader your Youth becomes.

I saw the new Batman trailer t'other day. It got me hard. I'm still walking around with a semi right now. This film is going to rock my tiny little mind.

Seriously. Those fuckers saw me coming with the trailer I saw but recently.

Asian Monastery in a mountainous region with an emphasis on brutal looking fighting skills? Check.

Mysterious Swordweilding Mentor? Check.

Hysterically Exciting Training Montage, with "fighting-whilst-balancing-on-posts" action a go-go? Check.

Intense, Angry, Agnst-laden young man? Check.

Panicked Criminals? Check.

Batman, in the dark, being steely? Check yo'self, foo'.

Great time to be alive.