agentblack

Long Story Short, I ain't working at Fitness First Now More, It was fun, but it's over. Here are some of my editted highlights, for you lucky, lucky people.

1# The mini saga of Dodgy Ahmet the Turk, attempted via a swingers website to get a little hot 'n' horny action in the sauna and was hunted in a tense and suspenseful game of cat and mouse by upper management, until he was eventually uncovered, and barred.

2# The massive fight that kicked of between 14-18 big heavy meatheads over a cable machine. Thankfully, no dumb bells were thrown.

3# Being approached by a varied selection of skinny, malnourished and badly washed white trash,on average at a rate of 2 a day, asking if I could sort out them out with some 'gear'.

If only I had access to steroids, then maybe I'd have some MONEY.

4# Girls, cheap little Romford trash in tracksuits. I'm not proud, just a product of my enviroment. Whilst my standard preference is tattooed surly and NOT INTERESTED IN ME IN THE SLIGHTEST, part of my twisted libido fires up when confronted by a slouched and sullen faced slapper with bad highlights.

Please don't pity me. Help Me.