Gah, bloody getting up early on a Saturday.
Attention Fat People of Romford/Essex area; Don't bother booking me on saturday morning.
I know you're thinking, "but I never do anything on a saturday morning, I'll train then...", But let me explain some things.
YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING ON A SATURDAY MORNING BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKED FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE.
Remember this, and you won't book me on a saturday morning, so I can have a night out on a friday, and you won't waste my time by ringing me up, hung over, pretending to be ill, and cancel.
Fuckers.
In other news, Marlon Brando is dead. As a mark of respect, and in tribute to his work, I shall be looking splendid in a wife beater this weekend. Next weekend I will consume four times my body weight in pasta, and mumble a lot wearing a tux.
Attention Fat People of Romford/Essex area; Don't bother booking me on saturday morning.
I know you're thinking, "but I never do anything on a saturday morning, I'll train then...", But let me explain some things.
YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING ON A SATURDAY MORNING BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKED FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE.
Remember this, and you won't book me on a saturday morning, so I can have a night out on a friday, and you won't waste my time by ringing me up, hung over, pretending to be ill, and cancel.
Fuckers.
In other news, Marlon Brando is dead. As a mark of respect, and in tribute to his work, I shall be looking splendid in a wife beater this weekend. Next weekend I will consume four times my body weight in pasta, and mumble a lot wearing a tux.
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ah well she's hot, out friday..?