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Sunday Oct 07, 2007

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Upon his grandfather's death, the First Prince had declared himself in Mendicant Mourning, and ordered atmospheric rockets to be fired, forcing an artificial winter to fall over much of the Conquered Realms.

Black snow fell continuously for several weeks, destroying crops and killing livestock. Delegations and emissaries were sent, bearing tribute and fine gifts, but all were bared access to the prince, who cared little about the famine he had caused.
He decreed that his subjects suffering would mirror his own, and that all loyal subjects would accept their fate.

He then interred and executed the Second and Third Prince to secure his succession, and retired to the High Spire, with only the Inner Court and a minor harem in attendance.

One early dawn, as the effects of the last of the atmospheric weapons degenerated into thunderstorms and torrential rains, the Red Lady waited quietly in the corridor of the Prince's chambers, where he had barricaded himself for the last week.

She listened to the sound of the Inner Court AI's arguing and bickering by the heavy doors of the chamber. They floated and butted against each other in their constructs, the interference from their colliding G fields spilling a fuzzy blue light down the length of the wide corridor.

The Red Lady occupied a strange position in the First Prince's court. She held no titles or rank, was never listed upon any of the court rolls or minutes, and had no recorded lineage. Her presence was never announced at functions, and she held no estates or fiefs.

Never the less, she was treated with respect, courtesy and affection; because all of those within the court of the First Prince recognised that such obvious invisibility meant that the Red Lady was an enforcer, a statement of quiet but unashamed ruthlessness.
Her apparent non-existence meant, legally, that 'nothing' had killed the First Prince's rivals or enemies - that their death was an accident, or at worse 'misadventure'.

The Red Lady sat for a little longer, before she summon-signalled one of the AI.
The Over-Administer for Finances approached, bobbing respectfully before the Red Lady and flashing a projection of a birch forest by way of welcome.
Swaying in the air before the Red Lady, The Over-Administrator appeared nervous. It was entirely possible that the Red lady made even the AIs nervous.

She had the ageless, robot like face of a geisha, with lacquer black hair and white powder skin; she could have been any age between late adolescence or impossible old age, encased in a the hunched folds of a red silk husk cloak, her age was impossible to judge. Only her hands, as chalk white as her face, with long thin scissor blade fingers, emerged from the depths of the cloak. It was hard to tell whether she was a young firm bodied woman or a withered old hag. She moved silently and as smoothly as oil on glass.

Her voice, when she rarely chose to speak, could be expected to be dreamlike and lilting, or clipped and controlled, but was in fact a rough grating sound, the ragged accent of a gutter waif. And when she ate, it was with the appetite and manners of a starved wild dog. Those thin needle fingers gripping greasy bones, tiny sharp teeth gnawing every scrap of meat from it, her porcelain doll mouth slurping up skin and meat.

She signal-pulsed to the waiting AI.
"I was told the First Prince would be leaving his quarters this morning."

The Over-Administrator bobbed in agreement.
"As were ourselves, My Lady. I trust our concern matches your own."

The Red Lady waved away the politeness.
"Is he well?"

The AI tightlinked to the Marshall Surgeon construct who was involved in the buzzing argument of the other AI at the end of the corridor. The Marshall Surgeon's reply relayed through the Over Administrator to the Red Lady.
"Our Lord and Master has no medical problems. He has not been compromised with Viral or other Biological weaponry, and his vital signs and rhythms remain normal. I blame that game machine for his absence."

At that point, the Chamber door - ornamented black wood, heavily carved with gold leaf peeling slowly from it's exterior - opened slowly, and the First Prince emerged.

He stepped out into the corridor, shooing away the wave of constructs
that surged towards him, and walked unsteadily towards the Red Lady.

He ran a hand over his unshaven face and spoke to one of the constructs.

"I have beaten it. I have beaten the game. Fetch my concubines."



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I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm...


One of the best things about Halo 3 are the fire bomb grenades. They are gloriously SPITEFUL things. The Flood have always been something I've hated and feared intensely in every single one of the Halo games. (Zombies that can run are bad enough, but ones that can SHOOT? A more hellish terror cannot be imagined... Unless it's Zombies that can also jump fucking MILES with an added ick organic revulsion factor.)

They're a terrible foe to face, and aptly named, a continuous wave of opponents that swamp and surround you, that you quickly use up an entire magazine in a matter of seconds cutting them down, before switching to another weapon to cut them down with, but that runs out all too soon, and then you're surrounded, desperately clubbing and battering with the butt of your weapon whilst your watch your shield remorselessly reduce before it finally fails and death can only be moments away but NO! You're a Virtuoso! You neatly sidestepped the last bastard and clumped him upside the head. Ha Ha! Victory is yours! And then the next waves charges you.

With the Firebomb grenades though, such issues are neatly resolved, with those awful fuckers quickly sent screaming in a wonderful haze of hi def flames. Moohahahaha, Fuckers. It's a spiteful weapon. A vicious weapon, that is a joy to use against enemies that usually send you into a panicked mess search for a bottle neck that you can retreat back to. Savour their burning. Then shoot the survivors at point blank range with a shotgun. SUCH IS THE DEATH OF ALL ZOMBIES.

I am the worlds forgotten boy, the one who searches and destroys...

Recently , I haven't been going out, because I've been working all weekend, every weekend. (Which is shit, thanks for asking.) The lack of dancing and cavorting is making me a bit fractious. Luckily, I've had the joy that is Halo 3 to play with. There is a rare happiness to cutting through a squad of brutes, when the last of them falls and the grunts and jackals turn tail and run, that instant of elation, just before you hunt down the little fuckers and teach them not to be so fucking cocking when they don't have some big fucker backing them up.

Look out honey 'cos I'm using technology...

The new toys in Halo 3 are ACE CAKES as well. The Mongoose, a nippy hybrid of scrambler bike and quad, is the best fun to hurl around the maps, especially when you've got a rocket launcher packing marine riding shotgun (Best Set Piece Ever - Can I get a "Hell Yeah!" from all the other Road to Tsavo veterans ? WORD.)

The Brute Chopper, a heavy crude looking bit of kit that is some kind of future motorbike, with extra machine gun, is also ace. There is nothing better than running over some punk with this FIEND of a vehicle, and seeing their battered corpse bouncing off to come to a rest far, far away.

Except blasting the shit out of someone in a brute chopper (who reckons they're going to run you over) with a Spartan Laser (Misnamed - They could've just called it the HAND OF FUCKING GOD, and left it at that.)

Sole motivation in the dead of night, Love in the middle of a firefight...

Luckily, The Girl can actually play Halo - she doesn't run around staring at the ground or shooting wildly into the air. She can do head shots and everything. I am very proud. There's something inherently ace about shouting "Take out the snipers!" to your main squeeze before getting stuck in with a couple of submachine guns. It makes taking them out to lunch and all that 'proper relationship' nonsense actually worthwhile.

I am very proud.

qwerty:
I AM A RIVER TO MY PEOPLE!
Oct 8, 2007
wizzle:
It was good to meet you last night. I sincerely apologise for that awful music you found on my iPhone. I just have a weakness for certain pop punk occasionally. You weren't meant to see it; nobody was. It was my little secret.

What was that Iain M. Banks book you recommended? I can't remember the title.

Peace.
Oct 12, 2007

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